Bret Michaels - Rock of Love

[Panamark]

Did anyone here see "Bret Michaels - The Bachelor"
or "Rock of Love" as it was titled.

What a fookin tosser !!

I loved his "Live Gig" where there was like 200 people
and the TV show kept providing yachts and lear jets
and tour buses etc to make him look like a gazillionaire
Rockstar !!!

Please dont tell me he actually owns all that shit from
a single hit song ?? (Every Rose)

And the chicks on that show ???? Did they search America
for the dumbest groupies they could find...

If you didnt catch this show, AVOID !!!

Every episode has a Thorn !!

[Diamondjimi]

Bret Michaels is proof you can make it in music with an absolutely subpar high school level of talent .

[LoungeMachine]

The show is a fucking riot......

The ONLY thing better would be:

ROCK OF LOVE III - EDWARD VAN HALEN :D






And Marky, not that I'm defending Bret, because he is a tool, but....

They actually had a few hits. His checks are still enough to keep him rolling.

But MOST of what you see on the show is courtesy of VH I


The skanks are leftovers from the last Winger Tour.

[Panamark]

LOUNGIE !!!

So what was their other hit ?

Here in the land downunder, I only recall
that fucked up song from Bill and Ted :p

Hang on, was he the dude that sang that fucked
up "Unskinny Bop" ?? Or was that the Cherry Pie dude??

(too many second rate 80's Roth imitators to keep up with !!)

[Lqskdiver]

My money is Kristie Jo and Daisy. Although Aubre is somewhat hot.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
Bret Michaels is proof you can make it in music with an absolutely subpar high school level of talent .

No Kidding !

I'm thinking of launching a comeback myself after watching
this shit... lol...

[rustoffa]

I've only seen the show promo. Bret looks like a botox avenger.


I went to bed too late
and got up too soon
My poor head's still spinnin'
from too much booze

I got a foot in the gutter
A foot in the grave
Ain't seen home
In the last three days

Oh my god look what the cat dragged in
Livin' my life sin after sin
Night rolls up and I do it again
Oh my god, look what the cat dragged in

No tell, motel, hotel bed
If it wasn't for the sunlight I'd swear I was dead

I got a girl on the left of me
a girl on the right
I know damn well I slept with both last night

Oh my god look what the cat dragged in
Livin' my life sin after sin
Night rolls up and I do it again
Oh my god, look what the cat dragged in

I'm late for work on Monday
and my boss is bitchin'
Can't get out of bed
cause my head's still spinnin'

My hair's in a rat's nest
I look like hell
Half alive or half dead,
I just can't tell

Oh my god look what the cat dragged in
Livin' my life sin after sin
Night rolls up and I do it again
Oh my god, look what the cat dragged in

[Panamark]

Bret is indeed a botox avenger, he is also never filmed
without a bandana or hat on his head.

Methinks there might be a solar panel on the top of his noggin !

[Vanessa]

i wanted bret to stay with the french girl!

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[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Vanessa
i wanted bret to stay with the french girl!

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That thing was barely human.....

[Lqskdiver]

Originally posted by Vanessa
i wanted bret to stay with the french girl!

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They could share each other's collagen.

[Dan]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine

The skanks are leftovers from the last Winger Tour.

So How Was That Tour?:D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Panamark
Bret is indeed a botox avenger, he is also never filmed
without a bandana or hat on his head.

Methinks there might be a solar panel on the top of his noggin !

He has a fivehead. :D


Other [s]hits


Nothin' But A Good Time
Talk Dirty To Me
Unskinny Bop
Every Rose Has It's Thorn
I Want Action
Something To Believe In



It'll keep the lights on, and the bar stocked.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Dan
So How Was That Tour?:D

Great, dan-o

Say hi to your sister [and mother] for me. :D

[Vanessa]

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