The Trials And Tribulations Of Brett Michaels Thread

[Seshmeister]

Before everyone goes into complete hater mode remember the doctor did confirm the diagnosis and say he got lucky on the outcome.

[Doctor Dude]

So in just a few days time, the bitch has been released from the hospital, released a single, done a People interview, lined up a stint on Oprah (fucking gag!) AND is preparing for a gig in a mere two weeks. Shit, most people can't even walk or talk or wipe thier own ass so soon after something like this. That fucker's Superman or I just got a whiff of a big fat rat.

None of the former, but plenty of the latter.

It's bullshit. And you're right, he would barely be able to communicate through speech and unlikely to walk without help for months if not years.

I smell a rat too, and it looks something like the thing residing on Trump's head.

[Anonymous]

Before everyone goes into complete hater mode remember the doctor did confirm the diagnosis and say he got lucky on the outcome.

Doc could've been paid to "confirm" it.

Maybe Bref SHOULD die. I dunno...

Cheers! :bottle:

[SparkieD]

Motherfucker sounds like he hasn't missed a beat. (Can't get it to embed.)

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid2133643001?bctid=86161418001

[Nitro Express]

I thought one of those crazy whores on his reality show would have killed him already.

[Nitro Express]

I thought one of those crazy assed bitches would fall for Brett too hard and he would end up in this sort of situation.

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[DavidLeeNatra]

[GAR]

Bald is beautiful, baby !!

My chick thinks so!

[GAR]

hahahaha - the dooragectomy was a success Brett

[Seshmeister]

"But what if I prayed every day for an hour, ok 2 hours. Would it grow back then?"

[Seshmeister]

"I don't know about you Father but I like to grab the younger guys heads like this, it gives you more control."

[Seshmeister]

"The doctors told me my brain had swollen to 20 TIMES it's usual size"

[chefcraig]

"I once caught a fish this big..."

[Seshmeister]

"The number on my knee? To cut a long story short I called CC and said I'm in hospital bring me my SEXy pants..."

[chefcraig]

"So I had this weird dream where I was sitting at a pottery wheel with Demi Moore...then I woke up, realizing I'd dozed off in front of the tv while TNT was showing yet another repeat of that movie "GHOST", and I had a bag of Funyuns and cheese dip all over my lap..."