Worst ever lines in a rock song

[Seshmeister]

‘Hot n Heavy’ by Pantera

‘Take a look at
my ice cream cone baby
go ahead take a lick
can’t wait
to take you home
beat you with my stick’

This thread is for one line people jeez.

Although I have to say this one is genius...

[Seshmeister]

lol. That is kinda funny.

It's made by the next line.

'oh, don't you see what I mean'

No Ronnie we don't and I guess now we never will... :D

[Seshmeister]

Although if we are extending it beyond a line it's hard to beat the staggering stupidity and tackiness of LA Guns song about 9-11...

So began the massacre at twenty thousand feet
Red devils leap in charge, pulled captain from his seat
They watched them cut and slash, and anyone left standing
We knew deep in our hearts, this plane would not be landing

Never once were they ever in control
Lives were lost, but they never took our soul
We still hear your battle cry
Are you ready, okay, let's roll
Are you ready, okay, let's roll

[FORD]

Holy fuck! I didn't think anyone could top McCartney for the title of "lamest 9/11 cash in song", but they just did.

[Seshmeister]

They watched them cut and slash, and anyone left standing
We knew deep in our hearts, this plane would not be landing

It's just a staggering line...

You could write 2000 words on the problems with it.

[Seshmeister]

I have to add that both the Dio and LA Guns lines were written by people on the wrong side of 30 if not 40.

[ace diamond]

Nothing can compare to the horror that is the only song ever sung by Edward. I don't even want to say the song's name or even the name of the album either. IT'S THAT BAD!!!

oh, you mean this turd?
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[Nitro Express]

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This will make you vomit and shit blood at the same time.

[ace diamond]

There was plenty to cringe about back in the 1960's and 1970's.

[FORD]

The Lawrence Welk clips are really off topic for this thread, but if we have to go there, this would be the funniest moment in that horrible show's history.......

"modern spiritual" indeed

[ace diamond]

dude, that's fucked up!

[ashstralia]

'she was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean'

i blaspheme.

[GAR]

hey those were some of their better lines!

[Mr Badguy]

I never understood why AC/DC stopped using the original lyrics for "The Jack".

The new ones were shit.

[ELVIS]

So dig on my refrigeration
Shiverin' a-shakin'
Yeah, the whole routine
You get a fast crash course
in air conditioning