Worst ever lines in a rock song

[ELVIS]

Baby, let's put the X in sex
Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex

[Seshmeister]

On a related note, worst ever backing vocal.

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (And pins) - Alice Cooper - Poison

[Seshmeister]

From the same album

Pull my trigger
I get bigger
Then I'm lots of fun
I'm your gun

[Seshmeister]

Hard to choose a worst line in a song full of howlers but this one probably wins


Elvis Presley, blah blah blah
Cooper, Kiss, The Oz and Motley, Poison, Axl, Jon Bon Jovi
Skid Row is the youth gone wild- Tuff 'The All New Generation'

Elvis Presley blah blah blah????

[DavidLeeNatra]

oh, you mean this turd?
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this one also makes it Top5 in the following categories:

worst song ever performed by a rockband
worst lead vocals
gayest backing vocals
biggest insult of a band name's legacy
lamest composition
most worthless waiste of space on an album

[PETE'S BROTHER]

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[ThrillsNSpills]

[QUOTE=FORD;1499777]Not Mick's finest lyrical moment, to be sure. But the song was designed to be a throw away piece of crap. Their intention was to release it as a single and end their recording contract with Allen Klein's ABKCO records.

Tha makes a lot of sense, Klein and Danniels must be cousins or something.

[FORD]

Here's one I just listened to (and posted the song in another thread, so I won't duplicate it here)......

Trouble - Quiet Riot (lyrics by Kevin DuBrow)

I got a letter in the mail sayin' I'm gonna go to jail
Someone's got an axe
Lookin' it out for me
Well I was feelin' pretty nice didn't have to think twice
Finders keepers baby, keep it away from me

You got nothin' that I need
Stay away from me
I'll quicken your pace to heaven
You try to give me your lot
Well I hope you rot
Gonna tell the devil about you

You're gettin' me in trouble
You're gettin' me in trouble
Gettin' me in trouble
Every day and night

I'm alright

Well I'm a high speed king I never think about a thing
All I can do is moan

Everybody takes a turn from the trash I have learned
But why the hard way for me, I don't know

I'm gonna get you back
Stab you in the fat
I'll make you wish you never met me
I gonna make you sing the blues
You're gonna lose
Show you what you got yourself into

You're gettin' me in trouble
You're Gettin' me in trouble
Gettin' me in trouble
Every day and night

I'm all...

You try to put the weight of the world
On top of my shoulders
You got to know that you're a little girl
Who wants to feel older, feel older (watch out)

Trouble, yeah
Trouble, yeah yeah
I'm in trouble baby (oh yeah)

You're gettin' me in trouble
Gettin' me in trouble
Gettin' me in trouble
Every day and night

I'm in trouble, trouble, trouble (alright)
I'm in trouble, trouble, trouble
Trouble, trouble, trouble
Trouble, trouble, trouble

Thank God for Randy Rhoads. His playing is the only redeeming quality of this song!

[78/84 guy]

Unskinny Bop !!! Great riff though.

[ELVIS]

Great riff ??

How 'bout STOLEN riff ??

[ELVIS]

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man

[Nitro Express]

She appears in a silken gown with silver lights all around. Love comes walking in....

[ace diamond]

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gee, pete, why don't i just include every song on all 4 of my albums?


as for the lyrics to "Alcohol(The World Drinking Tour):
it's all true.
someone once said, "write about what you know"
well, the lyrics to this song are all true.
i went to munich, geremany in 2004, and i have been to visit juice twice and both times were total drunken debauchery!

[Coyote]

The ones Motley Crue did in the studio.... (What lyrics?)

[Anonymous]

I dunno if it qualifies as a rock song, but I always thought it was extremely bad taste for Lionel Ritchie to ask a blind girl if she was looking for him.

He didn't need to rub it in even more by saying that he could see it in her eyes, either.

What a fuckin' prick.

Cheers! :bottle: