Pink Floyd - Another Sign Of The End Times

[Kristy]

Their hair was original...was it not?

[Hardrock69]

Well, if you define "original" by saying it was their real hair, then yes.

But of course, hair bands existed long before they did.

[Nitro Express]

[Nitro Express]

THIS is her god....

Fucking looks like Gene Simmons where he didn't get all that dark eye makeup off.

[Kristy]

Christ, just listen to it! Bad mixes, horrible overdubbing. The only man that saved Jimmy's bloated ass was Andy Johns who technically was the real producer behind many of Zeppy's disastrous recordings. Even Abba who recorded much of their albums in the studio Jimmy recored his last (thank fuck) were clearly miles better in terms of production. For the last time Jimmy Page was a smack-pappy-slap-crappy-monkey-on-the-back-junkie daddy. The guy is the living asshole of things rock 'n' roll - except for the time he played on that Jerry Lee Lewis record.



Bullshit! Genuine AMERICAN traditional blues musicians were murders like Ledbelly or true mythological worshipers of Satan like Robert Johnson or beyond all recognition fucked up on opium gutter trash like Edgar Allen Poe. Okay, so Poe wasn't a musician but I believe the dude knew a thing or two about the blues. Way more than Page ever did.

No reflection in reality? Seriously? Go on, hum me a Howlin Wolf tune. Well, go on. Ha! You can't, can you? This is because Jimmy Page came in you cranium and brainwashed you. It obviously shows.



No he's sloppy ALL the time - like a blind man trying to cum with no hands sloppy. His phrasing is unoriginal and pathetic. Low-rent chord progressions and dysfunctional riffs spawning further embarrassments to Plant's homosexual endeavors. For example, Since I've Been Loving You is obviously homo it not pansexual to Zep's largely male fanbase.



Zeppy had more faults than the entire Pacific rim. Exactly what did they "impact"? Oh I know, every shit late 80's hair band that wanted to be just like them - a soul-sucking, riff-bashing gaggle of clones who also lacked originality and substance.



Why be sorry? So you masturbate to Jimmy Page before going to bed each night. I'm cool with that. Researchers say a little masturbation every now and then is healthy. You feel offended by what I say no matter how ridiculous or absurd about your precious little limey suburbanite rock act who ripped off everything they could find. I don't know what to say - try turning off your computer and go out for a walk or something, meet people, see the world as it truly is: cold and brutal with no gods wielding hammers.


And no, I didn't post this but it's part of the Zeppy 1% I would say.

That was my best post of all time.

Hooray for me.