Failed Musicans

[ashstralia]

but i'm confused; i'm a failure at failing, right?

[philouze]

Looks like, yeah... Man, I'm puzzled now.
Krusty, any help?

[DLR Bridge]

There's a great instrumental by the band Quasi entitled "Only Success Can Fail Me Now". That's my current mantra.

[ashstralia]

i think it's time for some Jeff.

[ashstralia]

here we go, the truck.

[Baby's On Fire]

No, just wishing another failed musician out of the gene pool and society as a whole.

You really are a pathetic, angry, miserable cunt.

I used to want to jizzle all over your face, but now I see that would have been a waste of good sperm.

[fraroc]

KRISTY!!! WHILE WE'RE ON VACATION?!!?

[ELVIS]

You really are a pathetic, angry, miserable cunt.

I used to want to jizzle all over your face, but now I see that would have been a waste of good sperm.

Don't try to flatter the washed up, failed whore...

It can swallow your jizzle and spit someone else's AIDS infected jizzle right back at you...

Without warning...

[Barney G]

My favourite

gaoled, drugged comeback pre doomed hero

[ashstralia]

you are fucking psychic bro... i'm on my 15th listen today. how good is Rob's bass???

pure badassery.

[Kristy]

That video sucks bowling balls from a mouse penis.

[ashstralia]

That video sucks bowling balls from a mouse penis.

did scott once slap you in the pissflaps and then leave without paying, Mrs Lance??

[ashstralia]

or maybe just a bit jealous of how beautiful sarah michelle is....

[jhale667]

or maybe just a bit jealous of how beautiful sarah michelle is....

All of the above.

[ThrillsNSpills]

did scott once slap you in the pissflaps and then leave without paying, Mrs Lance??

yes

then she wrote this: