Failed Musicans

[PETE'S BROTHER]

the river is dry where i live. but the canal flows freely!

[LoungeMachine]

Krusty slags on successful musicians, Krusty slags on "failed" musicians....

Sensing a pattern?

All her life she's been treated like shit by musicians, so now she spanks married bankers for a living.

Since Krusty has never made the big time, I guess she's just a failed dominatrix / hooker.



Where's that thread?

[Nitro Express]

For me the hardest thing was tuning the damn guitar. Electronic tuners were very expensive when I started to play and nobody had them, if they did it was usually a big ass Petersen strobe tuner. You hit a note on a piano, used a pitch pipe, or used a tuning fork. I took me forever to get my ear good enough to get the pitch right on all the strings. Once someone showed me how to tune using harmonics man for me that was easier. Oddly enough that is how you synchronize both props on a two propped airplane. If they are out of phase you hear the difference.

Some people just are born with good ears for me I had to work at it but once I figured out what was going on there, it became easier.

[Seshmeister]

Before tuners I used to use the G at the start of Yankee Rose and the E at the start of Running with the Devil if you are tuning down.

[LoungeMachine]

Before tuners I used to use the G at the start of Yankee Rose and the E at the start of Running with the Devil if you are tuning down.

110V AC Power in the US hums at Bb as well......

[Matt White]

Krusty slags on successful musicians, Krusty slags on "failed" musicians....

Sensing a pattern?

that thread?

She/He's an old SLAG?!?

[jhale667]

Let's liven this up...

[Kristy]

That was ghey, jhale

[Angel]

That was ghey, jhale

Your "ghey" shit is getting real old real fast. STFU already.

[jhale667]

That was ghey, jhale

My bad.

[Hardrock69]

Krusty hates everything....



Probably whips her cats, too....

[Hardrock69]

Use the words "failed" and "musician" in the same sentence and look who shows up

A half-wit idiot named Krusty.

[Hardrock69]

Typical troll....masochistic glutton for punishment....inferiority rears it's ugly head...vain attempts by IT to increase it's self-worth by trying to demean others.....resulting in the opposite desired result....it appears even less intelligent than before....while at the same time providing the entertainment to the rest of us that comes with such transparent stupidity.

This is simply the verbal equivalent of her chosen profession....it wants to be peed on by executives in real life....and it continues the behavior here....begging us all to make it feel even more worthless than it did before.....

Very interesting. A psychologist could make a fortune with this one.

You would think it would realize the futility of the game it plays....but it still cuntinues to play. Again, typical troll-like behavior. In keeping with the study that came out a few years back that found that stupid people usually do not realize they are stupid.

And yes, Matt.....Alan knows there is not much Larg here....but then, in a case like this, the amount of Larg is proportional to the square of the amount of idiocy present.....and considering the troll is pretty fucking stupid, we do not have to expend much Larg in order to deal with it.

Sorry Alan. The Larg is WEAK in this one.


But I digress.

I simply memorized the frequency of the opening riff to Priest's "Breaking The Law". Key of A @440 hz. I can hear the riff in my head in the proper key of A, and I just tune the A string to my memory. Works a charm.

[Nitro Express]

.it wants to be peed on by executives in real life

Got to pay for those expensive sex boots somehow.

[ELVIS]

110V AC Power in the US hums at Bb as well......

So you're saying Krusty put some of her nasty long greasy cunt hairs into the receptacle, and that's why she be flat ??