Threesomes

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Bill, after all my "Romps", best sex I have ever had has been with my wife too!

and, she squirts GALLONS! If she gets on top...I need a tarp and an umbrella!

Lucky boy

[Carmine]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Lucky boy

yep, now if I could just get her into other chicks......

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
yep, now if I could just get her into other chicks......

LMAO!

You just can't win 'em all, can ya?

[bueno bob]

See, that's the cool thing about going out with my lady...she spends more time looking at other girls than I do. Seriously, she'll be the first to notice a huge set of tits on another girl...myself, I barely even look, she catches all that shit for me and then points it out.

There's just something about her that dominates my attention...always has and always will.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by bueno bob
LMAO!

You just can't win 'em all, can ya?

never say die Bob! never say die!:D


psst, she has 4 sisters!

[bueno bob]

Ahhh...man, if you can get one (or more) of those sisters going with you, I will personally send you $100 and a letter STATING that you are the better man than I, and compared to you my sexual prowess sucks donkey nuts! We'll even scan it and post it up right here in this thread, and you will have eternal bragging rights!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Ahhh...man, if you can get one (or more) of those sisters going with you, I will personally send you $100 and a letter STATING that you are the better man than I, and compared to you my sexual prowess sucks donkey nuts! We'll even scan it and post it up right here in this thread, and you will have eternal bragging rights!

LOL! I'll take the $100, it will help cover the divorce costs! BTW, I know I could get 2 of them with no problem at all, today...if I wanted too!

[ODShowtime]

One thing I'll say is that it's like when the planets align. It happens very rarely and you can't expect it. It just happens. And most likely it will not happen again for a long ass time.

[Nickdfresh]

I'm still waiting for that moment. I think I lost out on a shot at two girls also.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I'm still waiting for that moment. I think I lost out on a shot at two girls also.

lost out? how?

[Nickdfresh]

I waited tables at a restaurant in college. I hated the job. But I always met cute, if unstable, waitresses. When I first started. I worked with these 2 girls who shared an apartment and went to UB. One was a smokin' hot 19 yr. old with a super-rack. But the other just got out of jail, she was not so hot, but passable if she had another girl on her.

We were talking one afternoon after they got off work (and I was unfortunately starting my shift) and they pretty much told me without saying as much that got it on with each other and were in fact in a relationship. We were supposed to go get drinks after work some night later that week when we all had the same shift. But the jailbird chic got fired only a couple of days later (she had a drug problem that I heard involved using and dealing heroin-definitely not hot!) and her hottie friend left soon after. I'm pretty sure I could have made it work, maybe as a regular thing. They were really nice girls although the one was definitely whacked (I think the jail term was the red flag-Ithink she got fired for coming to work high or something).

That's why you have to live for today/carpe diem and all that. That one of those moments you sort of kick yourself for. I should have gotten their number right there! I think I figured I had time and it was going to happen. I'd of been happy with the just one girl though. She was smokin'.:56k:

[Carmine]

tip....the next time two chicks tell you that they get it on with each other,

unzip pants....pull out weiner.....grab the one closest to ya........apply her hand to the already exposed weiner.....grab other chick...... shove tounge down throat...... clap your hands together(if you have the "clapper") and turn out the lights................its PARTY TIME!

[Carmine]

trust me, that works..............and yes at the time I had "The Clapper"!

[ODShowtime]

alcohol

[Nickdfresh]

LOL- Unfortunately I was talking to them on the street outside the restaurant in the middle of the day as they were leaving and I was going in. They fucking left alright! I never did work with them again! I hated that fucking job! Although if the one did indeed shoot smack, that would have been a worry.

I think the plan was to take them out the following weekend and buy lots of drink and go over to the apartment for marathon contact aerobics.

I was also distracted with another waitress I did end up seeing for a while. But she was also a bit of a druggie, so that didn't last.