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  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22951

    #91
    Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
    trust me, that works....
    Well, either that or it gets you hit with an assault charge...either or, I'm sure...
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    • Carmine
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Apr 2004
      • 7693

      #92
      Originally posted by bueno bob
      Well, either that or it gets you hit with an assault charge...either or, I'm sure...
      LOL!

      Edit--- clarify that there will be no charges filed before the exposing of the weiner!

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      • Nickdfresh
        SUPER MODERATOR

        • Oct 2004
        • 49648

        #93
        Uh Ladies...can I show you my weiner?? Owe. No don't kick me there. Ahhhhh Stop...Not the pepper spray...I was only kidding...

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        • bueno bob
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 22951

          #94
          Bah. Pepper sprays like mouth wash once you get used to it.
          Twistin' by the pool.

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          • stilleddiesangel
            Sniper
            • Oct 2004
            • 843

            #95
            Two men sounds like a lot of fun.. dont do women... no dick equals no shaggipoos!!! :D

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            • bueno bob
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 22951

              #96
              There must be shagipoos... I like that word.
              Twistin' by the pool.

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              • Hecubus
                Foot Soldier
                • Jan 2004
                • 575

                #97
                almost....

                but hey....that counts only in horeshoes & hand grenades.
                "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
                "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
                "Fuck you, Fluffy."
                "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
                "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
                "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
                "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
                "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
                "N--- yeah."

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                • WACF
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2920

                  #98
                  Shagipoos are an essential service....

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                  • scottydabodi
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2541

                    #99
                    Originally posted by bueno bob
                    So, guys and dolls...have you ever done one, and what was your take on it? Pro or con, good or bad, would you ever do it again?
                    Bueno, my man, I gotta tell ya a story... In 1988-1989 I played in a regionally successful heavy metal band in New England. The after show parties were just like what you'd see on an episode of Behind the Music. I had several 3somes in those days... ALSO, in 1993, and in 1995 I dated this bi-sexual aspiring model/actress... she had a variety of friends that she "invited" into our bed... now when I say, a variety, I don't mean black/white/asian/etc... I mean a plethora, Jefe... probably around 16 "friends over 2 years, that is... THEN about 2 years ago, I was seeing this chick, and her best friend liked me too, and I guess they plotted this thing out, cuz one day, I go over to her house, and her friend was there... NEXT THING I KNOW they're making out on the fucken SOFA!! Goddamn!! Well, anyways, that little party lasted a coupla months until jealousy came into play... Those were interesting days. I was younger, and could handle that sorta action. Today, I would love to do it again, but on a regular basis, however... well, I guess I could live with that!! :-)
                    PS -I abbrieviated these for space reasons... one day, I'll give you all the SICK details...
                    If you listen to fools
                    The Mob Rules

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                    • bueno bob
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 22951

                      Sweetness, we like the sick details!!

                      That's the thing that's really held me back...you know, it sounds like all fun and games at the time, but at the end of the day - I FUCKING HATE DRAMA!! And I think a 3some would just create so much of an emotional mess (with my wife, anyway) it would be a disaster. I've heard a LOT of people saying that the doing so is fun, but the aftermath that can result makes the whole thing really not worth it.

                      Which is, truthfully, why I should be single and banging every chick on the planet while their sisters watch and get all worked up, then jump into the frey.

                      :D

                      Bueno Bob? Nah. EVIL Bob...
                      Twistin' by the pool.

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                      • ODShowtime
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Jun 2004
                        • 5812

                        mad dog 20/20 and sorority sisters
                        gnaw on it

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                        • Nickdfresh
                          SUPER MODERATOR

                          • Oct 2004
                          • 49648

                          Originally posted by scottydabodi
                          Bueno, my man, I gotta tell ya a story... In 1988-1989 I played in a regionally successful heavy metal band in New England. The after show parties were just like what you'd see on an episode of Behind the Music. I had several 3somes in those days... ALSO, in 1993, and in 1995 I dated this bi-sexual aspiring model/actress... she had a variety of friends that she "invited" into our bed... now when I say, a variety, I don't mean black/white/asian/etc... I mean a plethora, Jefe... probably around 16 "friends over 2 years, that is... THEN about 2 years ago, I was seeing this chick, and her best friend liked me too, and I guess they plotted this thing out, cuz one day, I go over to her house, and her friend was there... NEXT THING I KNOW they're making out on the fucken SOFA!! Goddamn!! Well, anyways, that little party lasted a coupla months until jealousy came into play... Those were interesting days. I was younger, and could handle that sorta action. Today, I would love to do it again, but on a regular basis, however... well, I guess I could live with that!! :-)
                          PS -I abbrieviated these for space reasons... one day, I'll give you all the SICK details...
                          I hate you you lucky bastard!

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                          • WACF
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2920

                            Hatred may be running rampant right now...LOL....

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                            • scottydabodi
                              Crazy Ass Mofo
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2541

                              I'd like to quote Keith Richards: "Chicks dig me..."
                              If you listen to fools
                              The Mob Rules

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