NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
NOT A CHANCE, YOU FAT, SMALL-DICKED MOTHER FUCKER, YOU!! SHE'S INTERESTED IN ME AND ME ONLY. WHY, I'M THE HIGH PRIEST OF ALAN. ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT SHE WAS ALSO A PRIEST, BUT SHE'S A PRIESTESS!!

CHRIST, I JUST LOOKED AT THE CHICK IN THE MIDDLE AGAIN...WOO! YOU GOT THE LOOKS GOIN', PUSSYLICKER (THE LESBO)! I'M GONNA CALL YOU "LESBO" FROM NOW ON!!!!!!

ACTUALLY, COME TO THINK OF IT, LOOK AT THAT PIC AGAIN. THIS LITTLE SLUT PROBABLY ENJOYS GETTING IT ON IN AS FREAKY A MANNER AS POSSIBLE! I BET SHE'D EVEN BE INTO WATCHING MAX GETTING IT ON WITH ONE OF HIS FRIENDS FROM THAT OTHER BAR, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

CHRIST, SYLICKER, YOU ARE SUCH A HOT DEGENERATE LITTLE SLUT!!!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Okay... let's be cool and rational over this...

Oh, fuck it! I'm outta here! Fuck off, bitches!

...

Goodnight, DG.

Cheers! :bottle:

WELL, SOUNDS LIKE IT'S SOMEONE'S TIME OF THE MONTH, HMMMMM??

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
What? Did they already have last call down the street?

Dude,

You'd be the one to know and not me.

*checks watch*

I'm sure you have plenty of time to make their last call if you hurry.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Rikk
Pausing slows the momentum but builds the intensity. When you and I slept together at Rotharmy Con 2002, it was cool but we never tried that.:p

no...we didn't...did we???

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Okay... let's be cool and rational over this...

Oh, fuck it! I'm outta here! Fuck off, bitches!

...

Goodnight, DG.

Cheers! :bottle:

PMS!!

Trust me, on our first date, baby, you won't be saying such angry things.

You'll be thanking the stars for your womanhood!

C'mon...talk angry again, you dirty slut, you!:D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
no...we didn't...did we???

We were both pretty drunk. That's why I never tried my pausing method. But wow!

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
The fucker's still burned cos I kicked his ass in a singing contest (I lip synched Rod Stewart and well, you know the song ) and he sang an original. However, I still won. lol

I've been meaning to ask you. When you look in the mirror, and sing to yourself, and blow yourself kisses, do you ever do a little striptease for yourself.

That "Do ya think I'm sexy?' tune would be a great strip song.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Dude,

You'd be the one to know and not me.

*checks watch*

I'm sure you have plenty of time to make their last call if you hurry.

Dude, with all the hot chicks around tonight, especially that dirty lesbo PUSSYLICKER, you want to keep going on about the gay bar?

Brother, just go there. We'll keep your seat warm...no shame.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
: Oof!! I.. I don't know what to say. Thanks.

...

I get that a lot. Seriously! :D

Cheers! :bottle:

I always trust my girlfriends. Wanna go shopping?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Rikk
What? Did they already have last call down the street?

LMAO! :D

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I always trust my girlfriends. Wanna go shopping?

Ooooh shit dg!:D

Burn of the evening right there!

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
WELL, SOUNDS LIKE IT'S SOMEONE'S TIME OF THE MONTH, HMMMMM??

What's with the caps locked? Did some "bitch" scorn you? Wan't me to kick their ass for you cos nobody picks on my friend who just couragiously came out of the closet.

[Anonymous]

Ok... THIS is me. THAT's my girlfriend. Bitches.

Cheers! :bottle:

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I'm doing great, tonight.

hows things in canada?

things are cool down here

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by academic punk
TO HELL WITH YOU!!! THIS LITTLE MYNX IS MINE!!!!

SYLICKER, YOU HOT LITTLE SLUT..I WILL WINE AND DINE YOU...GOD LOOK AT THAT FACE...SHE HAS THAT PERFECT MIX OF OH-SO-INNOCENT, BUT "OO, I'M UP FOR ANYTHING...IF YOU MAKE ME".

SCREW YOIU RIKK!!!! THIS LITTLE GIRL IS MINE!!!!!

:D