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NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST
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Originally posted by Dan
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Originally posted by MAX
A little ditty my brother and I wrote together years ago but I've updated it.
Hagaritaville by Endless Buffet
Chowin' on poundcake
Watchin' the pies bake
All of my food is deep fried in oil
Eatin' my onion rings
And snackin' down chicken wings
Smell those chili-dogs that are wrapped up in foil
Chorus:
Gainin' weight again in Hagaritaville
Searchin' under a thick layer of gunt
Some people claim that it's my thyroid to blame
But I know, everyone thinks I'm a cunt
I do love this cheddar
It fills out my sweater
Nothin' to share cause I'm eating for fifty two (5150 just ain't enuff)
But it's a huge nacho platter
And the cheese gets me fatter
Give me some more of that cheese that looks exactly like glue
Chorus:
Gainin' weight again in Hagaritaville
Searchin' under a thick layer of gunt
Some people claim that it's my thyroid to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be my cunt
I blew out my gunt....flop!
While slurpin' the stove-top
Ate my meal had to cruise on back home
But there's food in the freezer
And soon it will render
That deep-fried concoction that helps me hang on
Gainin' weight again in Hagaritaville
Searchin' under thick layers of gunt
Some people claim that it's my thyroid to blame
But I know, it's my own rotten cunt
Yes and some people claim that it's my thyroid to blame
And I know it's my own smelly cunt
:D
The Multitalented Maximus Meridius!
:D“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty WhiteComment
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