NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[diamondsgirl]

I don't get it.

[academic punk]

MAX, that was one of the ten worst jokes I've ever been subjected to in my life.

Truly, awful. With humor that bad, you don't deserve to have good enough taste to understand CVH or movies like Arthur.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by MAX
Speaking of rednecks, my cousin used to race cars. He'd get so nervous before races sometimes that he'd piss his pants and people would laugh at his soiled and stained peach racing suit. They were soooo racist.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Funniest story I ever heard! Grate stuff, MAX!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Matt White]

A 'lil BLUES is on the menu!!!

How about THE WOLF?!?

HELL YEAH!!!:D

Sure look good, but it don't mean a thing to me
Sure look good, but it don't mean a thing to me
I got a hip-shaking woman, shake like a willow tree

You better wait baby, you got back a little too late.
You better wait baby, you got back a little too late.
I got a cool-shaking baby, shake like jello on a plate

When my baby walk, you know she's fine and mellow
When my baby walk, you know she's fine and mellow
Every time she stops, her flesh it shake like jello

Shake it baby, shake it for me
Shake lil' baby, shake it for me
Oh, shake it little baby, shake like a willow tree

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
A 'lil BLUES is on the menu!!!

How about THE WOLF?!?

HELL YEAH!!!:D

Sure look good, but it don't mean a thing to me
Sure look good, but it don't mean a thing to me
I got a hip-shaking woman, shake like a willow tree

You better wait baby, you got back a little too late.
You better wait baby, you got back a little too late.
I got a cool-shaking baby, shake like jello on a plate

When my baby walk, you know she's fine and mellow
When my baby walk, you know she's fine and mellow
Every time she stops, her flesh it shake like jello

Shake it baby, shake it for me
Shake lil' baby, shake it for me
Oh, shake it little baby, shake like a willow tree

[diamondsgirl]

Mississippi John Hurt

Well all you ladies gather 'round
That good sweet candy man's in town
It's the candy man
It's the candy man
He likes a stick of candy just nine inch long
He sells as fast a hog can chew his corn
It's the candy man...
All heard what sister Johnson said
She always takes a candy stick to bed
Don't stand close to the candy man
He'll leave a big candy stick in your hand
He sold some candy to sister Bad
The very next day she took all he had
If you try his candy, good friend of mine,
you sure will want it for a long long time
His stick candy don't melt away
It just gets better, so the ladies say

[MAX]

I'm lost?

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
MAX, that was one of the ten worst jokes I've ever been subjected to in my life.

Truly, awful. With humor that bad, you don't deserve to have good enough taste to understand CVH or movies like Arthur.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
I'm lost?

Its a song about a cock, Max...

[FasterPussycat]

hey DG...do you believe rikk is really black?

[Anonymous]

Shit, we have to explain everything to you, MAX. Ok, here we go...

In light of the recent happenings on this site - namely, the racism gig - our two good friends Diamondsgirls and Matt White decided to make a 'Blues Night' to honour our coloured brothers, the ******s.

Cheers! :bottle:

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Shit, we have to explain everything to you, MAX. Ok, here we go...

In light of the recent happenings on this site - namely, the racism gig - our two good friends Diamondsgirls and Matt White decided to make a 'Blues Night' to honour our coloured brothers, the ******s.

Cheers! :bottle:

thats not true!

[Matt White]

One for our Brothers of color!!!:D

Chuck, if you would do the honors....

Arrested on charges of unemployment,
He was sitting in the witness stand
The judge's wife called up the district attorney
Said you free that brown eyed man
You want your job you better free that brown eyed man

Flying across the desert in a twa,
I saw a woman walking across the sand
She been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to bombay.
To get a brown eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man

Way back in history three thousand years
Back every since the world began
There's been a whole lot of good women shed a tear
For a brown eyed handsome man
That's what the trouble was brown eyed handsome man

Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
Between a doctor and a lawyer man
Her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself
A brown eyed handsome man
That's what your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man

Milo venus was a beautiful lass
She had the world in the palm of her hand
But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match
To get a brown eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man

Two, three count with nobody on
He hit a high fly into the stand
Rounding third he was headed for home
It was a brown eyed handsome man
That won the game; it was a brown eyed handsome

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
hey DG...do you believe rikk is really black?

I've known the color of Rikk's skin for some time.
We go waaay back.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
thats not true!

Well then I'm lost too... (excuse me MAX, while I fetch your similie :D)

Cheers! :bottle: