NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[GAR]

Originally posted by Katydid
You'd better clear out of here bitch from Hell. I deal with the devil every day. Ask anyone...you wouldn't last no longer than a fart in a whirlwind if you get within reaching distance of me.

I love you.
I need you.
I want you to bend that fart over my nose and let me inhale your sweet, sweaty Bovine beauty down my nostrils just after you let a good deep one rip.

Shake the dew from my lily afterwards? Sweetie?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
Were in a damp Ireland morn kinda mood today Rikky, how about the Pouges. "Sunny Side of the Street? A Pint of the dark stuff for my mate here, and one for you as well. I must say Rikky, you are looking extra sexy today!

I'm always looking sexy.

The thing about dreary Irish days is that they need a pick me up.

BONO will end up singing re-written SUPREMES songs and then talking about AIDS. I'd rather hear about bitchaz, 40s and drive-by's.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
Were in a damp Ireland morn kinda mood today Rikky, how about the Pouges. "Sunny Side of the Street? A Pint of the dark stuff for my mate here, and one for you as well. I must say Rikky, you are looking extra sexy today!

If you really want to feel in Ireland, I suggest great ole RORY GALLAGHER!!

[Ms. Conduct]

Seen the carnival at rome
Had the women i had the booze
All i can remember now
Is little kids without no shoes
So i saw that train
And i got on it
With a heartful of hate
And a lust for vomit
Now i'm walking on the sunnyside of the street

Stepped over bodies in bombay
Tried to make it to the u.s.a.
Ended up in nepal
Up on the roof with nothing at all
And i knew that day
I was going to stay
Right where i am, on the sunnyside of the street

Been in a palace, been in a jail
I just don't want to be reborn a snail
Just want to spend eternity
Right where i am, on the sunnyside of the street

As my mother wept it was then i swore
To take my life as i would a whore
I know i'm better than before
I will not be reconstructed
Just wanna stay right here
On the sunnyside of the street

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by GAR
I love Katydid enough to serve her a cupful of coffee and calling a cab.

She won't bug the bar no more!

Man, this has been a good day.

Gotta say Gar, you get her pretty fired up, enough she goes running to other threads to try and find someone to "stop you".

[Ms. Conduct]

How 'bout a good ol sing song here at N and R's?

How about some Thin Lizzy's Whisky in The Jar?

As i was goin' over the cork and kerry mountains
I saw captain farrell and his money he was countin'
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier
I said stand and deliver or the devil he may take ya

Musha ring dum a doo dum a da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o

I took all of his money and it was a pretty penny
I took all of his money and i brought it home to molly
She swore that she'd love me, never would she leave me
But the devil take that woman for you know she tricked me easy

Being drunk and weary i went to molly's chamber
Takin' my money with me and i never knew the danger
For about six or maybe seven in walked captain farrell
I jumped up, fired off my pistols and i shot him with both barrels

Now some men like the fishin' and some men like the fowlin'
And some men like ta hear a cannon ball a roarin'
Me i like sleepin' specially in my molly's chamber
But here i am in prison, here i am with a ball and chain yeah

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
As i was goin' over the cork and kerry mountains
I saw captain farrell and his money he was countin'
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier
I said stand and deliver or the devil he may take ya

C'mon down, PHIL, and have a drink with us...

[Ms. Conduct]

Indeed Rikky. LEGEND in a nutshell!
How about another pint?
Hey are you guys playing the game on the big screen tomorrow?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
Indeed Rikky. LEGEND in a nutshell!

PHIL LYNOTT is one of my personal heroes. He was one of the best songwriters in rock history...and just full of bravado. I like emulating that kind of attitude in myself. I don't look at all like him... I'm not that tall and whiter than Wonder Bread. But he had such incredible presence. (Mind you, I was only a kid when he died.)

Here's a tray full of dark ales for everyone.

We'll be playing PATRIOT GAMES on the big screen later to suit the Irish theme...:p

Tomorrow we'll have the game on, but I will be off-duty during the game.

[Ms. Conduct]

Sounds GREAT!

Hey I can cover the bar for ya tomorrow. Not much of a Football fan myself. I just like the commercials.

[Rikk]

Sure. Just don't serve anything that doesn't have alcohol in it unless it's STP or malt vinegar for MATT.

[GAR]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
.. she goes running to other threads to try and find someone to "stop you".

She is in denial.

She wants me but won't accept my love unconditionally..

Sigh.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

' nite. I'm sick. I can't even stand a cyber-drink.

[Ms. Conduct]

Nite Jer. Get better. Take some Andrew's Liver salts. Works wonders.

Ok Rikky. I'm gonna work up a cool SUPERBOWL menu featuring my famous HOT WINGS!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by GAR
She is in denial.

She wants me but won't accept my love unconditionally..

Sigh.

It's me she's after, you neanderthal.

My love is for her is much larger, idiot. I will have her.