NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[Rikk]

You got nothing on me. Why don't you go kiss GUWAPO's ass some more? Admit it...you're afraid of him.:p

[MAX]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I've known some VERY heavy topped mormon girls...

Catch them before they turn nineteen. I'm talkin' wild stuff. Horniest chicks you'll ever know.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Catch them before they turn nineteen. I'm talkin' wild stuff. Horniest chicks you'll ever know.

Yeah. Darned problem is that they procreate.

[MAX]

Max swings as Rikk looks clueless (what else is new?)

*RIGHT HOOK*

POW!!!

Rikk hits the floor and Max pisses on his unconscious and concussion ridden head.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Max swings as Rikk looks clueless (what else is new?)

*RIGHT HOOK*

POW!!!

Rikk hits the floor and Max pisses on his unconscious and concussion ridden head.

If this virtual knocking out is what you need to fix your shattered ego, knowing you would always lose against me, then I'll throw you this...

[Rikk]

This is what happens every time MAX enters the normally macho/heterosexual bar...

[MAX]

Rikk,

My gosh, those green tights really suit you!!!

Now shut the fuck up before I shove Guwapo's mullet ridden head up your ass!!!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by MAX
Catch them before they turn nineteen. I'm talkin' wild stuff. Horniest chicks you'll ever know.

How many did ya' marry that way?:p

[Rikk]

I got you a movie so that you'll turn in and shut up before you get hurt, young man.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
How many did ya' marry that way?:p

He wouldn't steer that way. The man has morals.































Besides, he's into men.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
Hey, Rikk, I'd like to buy a drink for you, Matt, ALAN, and another dude named VANZILLA!! I don't know what Van's drink is, but whatever it is, give me one too!! OWW!!! Gott post an Asian Chick Photo... brb

Thanks, SCOTTY. I see you met my friend, VANZILLA. Good stuff. Let's all get fucking drunk!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
How many did ya' marry that way?:p

uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Nick,

I'm still bummed that you voted for that friggin' meatball over your pen elder.

Oh, to answer your question. I only gave them K-Mart rings after I banged them so it doesn't really count legally. Not even in Utah.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by MAX
Catch them before they turn nineteen. I'm talkin' wild stuff. Horniest chicks you'll ever know.

Seems to be the rule! I was chasing around this one Mormon chick for a while - HUGE fuckin' tits and a nice smile to boot - if even 50% of the stories I heard about her were true, Jesus Christ Bananas...I kinda fit the bill of "Best Friend", you know, so...oh well :D

[Rikk]

Your state's biggest claim to fame is men with several wives, Jesus way after the Resurrection and Gary Gilmore.

[bueno bob]

Time to go, guys - gotta go get my wife from the airport! Laters!!!