NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[Matt White]

AND NOW....SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

Hey i was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But i knew life before i left my nursery
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time

Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (i tell you)
Oh but i still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this

Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Get on your bikes and ride

Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

[Rikk]

How about it's alternate A-Side?

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls
They'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race

You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate
Cos all I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like


I still say that JAZZ is one of their best albums. Very under-rated!

[Matt White]

What A BRILLIANT BAND!!!

Fear me you lord and lady preachers
I descend upon your earth from the skies
I command your very souls you unbelievers
Bring before me what is mine
The seven seas of rhye

Can you hear me you peers and privy councillors
I stand before you naked to the eyes
I will destroy any man who dares abuse my trust
I swear that you'll be mine
At the seven seas of rhye

Sister i live and lie for you
Mister do and i'll die
You are mine i possess you
Belong to you forever

Storm the master marathon i'll fly through
By flash and thunder fire i'll survive
I'll survive i'll survive
Then i'll defy the laws of nature
And come out alive

Begone with you you shod and shady senators
Give out the good leave out the bad evil cries
I challenge the mighty titan and his troubadours
And with a smile
I'll take you to the seven seas of rhye

"And the occasional Tit Shot"

Something about a girl on a bike................................

[Rikk]

Man, I really do like small tits. I immediately found the one in the middle to be the cutest!!:p

[Matt White]

I like the fake Red-head.


Speaking of QUEEN, the ONLY part of the movie HIGHLANDER I ever liked was HAMMER TO FALL.

GRATE FUCKING BAND!

ALL OF THEM GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE.

[Rikk]

I thought HAMMER TO FALL was from earlier. Maybe not. I really like PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE.

Awesome band! I still can't believe he's gone..

[Matt White]

Yup, very sad!


Talented cat who didn't get his proper respect while he was alive.

[MAX]

Hey, there's no birthday party in here?

Who's drinkin' t'nite?

Where's Zill? I wanna buy him a drink.

[vanzilla]

I'm right here baby.

BOTTOMS UP!

You wanna break open that bottle of VANILLA ABSOLUT or what?

[MAX]

Yep Zill,

Let's bust out that shit and take it for a test flight. What do you mix it with?

[vanzilla]

You can mix it with regular Coke, or diet Coke. I've even mixed it with 7-UP and Ginger Ale and it was pretty damn good.

[MAX]

I'll make mine with Coke, what can I get you bro?

[Matt White]

I join 'ya for a drink fellas!

A Jack & Ginger!!!

Happy B-day again 'Zilla!!!

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by MAX
I'll make mine with Coke, what can I get you bro?

Lines or the soft drink?:D

I'll have what you're having my man! CHEERS.

We need RG in here to make it a party!

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Matt White
I join 'ya for a drink fellas!

A Jack & Ginger!!!

Happy B-day again 'Zilla!!!

Thanks Matt!

One Jack and Ginger for my SHEEP PEN BROTHER!