If this is your first visit to the Roth Army, be sure to
check out the FAQ by clicking the
link above. You may have to register
before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages,
select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.
NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST
Originally posted by MAX Cheers to the return of AP and his goatfucking ways. lol.
Also, dg are you aware that you've met Lounge before in person? He's Kip Winger. Riiiiiiiight Lounge?
really? I fucked with that guys ego. LOL
it was fun
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White
hey, AP said he was eating goat cheese something or other in the hospital
do you think it was from Tuscon? lol
that poor jilted goat
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White
Originally posted by diamondsgirl really? I fucked with that guys ego. LOL
it was fun
Awesome stuff and you should be proud. I once did the same to a professional basketball player by pretending I didn't know who the fuck he was. Then I made it worse by saying that he sucked. lol.
Beeyas it is for you and me my wicked pissa of a sista, Jack and Ginger for Taeo and his stupid pirate outfit. lol.
Come here sister
Papa's in the swing
He ain't too hip
about that new breed babe
He ain't no drag
Papa's got a brand new bag
Come here mama
and dig this crazy scene
He's not too fancy
but his line is pretty clean
He ain't no drag.
Papa's got a brand new bag
He's doing the Jerk...
He's doing the Fly
Don't play him cheap
'cause you know he ain't shy
He's doing the Monkey,
the Mashed Potato, Jump back Jack,
See you later
alligator.
Come here sister
Papa's in the swing
He ain't too hip now
but I can dig that new breed babe;
He ain't no drag
He's got a brand new bag
Oh papa! He's doing the Jerk
Papa he's doing the Jerk
He's doing the twist just like this,
He's doing the Fly ev'ry day and ev'ry night
The thing's like the Boomerang.
Hey...come on
Hey! Hey...come on
Hey! Hey...he's pu tight...out of sight...
Come on. Hey! Hey!
Hey ladies in the place I'm callin' out to ya
There never was a city kid truer and bluer
There's more to me than you'll ever know
And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh
Tom Thumb Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery
Date women on T.V. with the help of Chuck Woolery
Words are flowing out just like the Grand Canyon
And I'm always out looking for a female companion
I threw the lasso around the tallest one and dragged her to the crib
I took off her moccasins and put on my bib
I'm wheelin' and dealin' I make a little bit of stealing
I'll bring you back to the place and your dress I'm peeling
Your body's on time and your mind is appealing
Staring at the cracks up there upon the ceiling
Some such nonsense is the bass that I'm throwing
Talking to a girl telling her I'm all knowing
She's talking to the kid to the who
I'm telling here every lie that you know that I never did
Hey Ladies, Get Funky
Me in the corner with a good looking daughter
I dropped my drawers and it was welcome back Kotter
We were cutting up the rug she started cutting up the carpet
In my apartment I begged her please stop it
The gift of gab is the gift that I have
And that girl ain't nothing but a crab
Educated no stupid yes
And when I say stupid I mean stupid fresh
I'm not James at 15 or Chachi in charge
I'm Adam and I'm adamant about living large
With the white sassoons and the looks that kill
Makin' love in the back of my Coupe De Ville
I met a little cutie she was all hopped up on zootie
I liked the little cutie but I kicked her in the bootie
Cause I don't kinda go for that messin' around
You be listening to my records' a number one sound
Step to the rhythm step step to the ride
I've got an open mind so why don't you all get inside
Tune in turn on to my tune that's live
Ladies flock like fish to my line
Hey Ladies, Get Funky
She's got a gold tooth you know she's hardcore
She'll show you a good time then she'll show you the door
Break up with your girl it ended in tears
Vincent Van Gogh and mail that ear
I call her in the middle of the night when I'm drinking
The phone booth on the corner is damp and it's stinking
She said come on over it was me that she missed
I threw that trash can through her window cause you know I got dissed
Your old lady left you and you went girls(x3) insane
You blew yourself up in the back of the 6 train
Take my advice at any price a gorilla like your mother is mighty weak
Sucking down pints till I didn't know
Woke up in the morning at the Won Ton Ho
Cause I announce I like girls that bounce
With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce
Girls with curls and big long locks
And beatnik chicks just wearing their smocks
Walking high and mighty like she's #1 and
She thinks she's the passionate one
Comment