NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[Rikk]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
lol......have a drink on me

Sounds like a plan, birthday boy!

Gimme a fucking Molson XXX!! I'm in a rare, good mood myself.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside

Hola Rikk and you got it bud. I dunno why but I'm in an extremely good mood and rare form t'night?

So let me bail around the bar and.....

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cos we need a little, cuntroversy
Cos it feels so empty, without me..........

Here's yo drink my friend.

Good tune. This one is more obscure...one of my favorite tunes he did...from the first D12 album...

[Eminem]
I'm the devil - if ever there was such a thing
The results of much too many drugs what you're seeing
I'm a mindfuck, completely dis-(gus)-ting
I'm (white), a human mutt, fuck a being
I'm a dog - fuck lambs, I'm silencin 'em all
I'm involved in murders forensic science couldn't solve
Giant set of balls too big to buy a set of drawers
Might as well unzip my fly and let 'em fall to the floor
Each thought's completely warped
I'm like a walkin, talkin, ouija board
Speakin in tongues, I've never spoke this speech before
.. Hhem-delle-la, ennich-me-noughh-mi-niche-mick-norr ..
Have you ever experienced spirits in lyrics when you hear 'em
'til you scared to stare in into any mirrors when you near 'em?
Well if so, get ready for some shit yo
"Is this some kind of sick joke?" Shit no, motherfuckin schitzo
So disturbed, he just goes so berzerk he tiptoes
This verse was his urge to slit throats of just hoes
Just goes to shizzow you dizzon't, fizzuck with
so-someone this disturbed, sa-sippin on si-zzurp
So - lock your doors, drop to the floors
Get your shotguns drawn - here comes another "Clockwork Orange"
Look at Bizarre; you really think he's right in his mind?
What the fuck you think's goin through it when he's writin his rhyme?

[Chorus: Eminem]
You bout to - journey into the mind of a psychopath killer
Blood spiller, mentality much iller
than you could ever imagine in your wildest dreams
You'll feel his pain and his silent screams
You bout to - journey into the mind of a psychopath killer
Blood spiller, mentality much iller
than you could ever imagine in your wildest dreams
You'll feel his pain and his violent screams

[Bizarre]
It's Friday night, I'm at a rave again
Pickin up transvestites on my Harley-Davidson (hey hop on)
My girlfriend's a crackhead whore
She'll come to your door, suck your dick on the floor
and take your bottles to the store (nigga I'm takin these)
Have you ever seen a bitch get beat because she won't cheat
Run the street and suck another nigga's meat?
My son's sixteen years old with nowhere to stay (dad it's me)
I told him he wasn't mine, slammed the door in his face
And I ain't got no food, my job I've been cheated
My girlfriend had a miscarriage (I'm sorry) I had to eat it (ohh)
My dick is burnin, it ain't cause of disease
Because I'm jackin off with gasoline mixed with antifreeze (AHH!)
I'm livin in Waco Texas, me and my girl
Fuck David Koresh, I'm startin my own world
It's called Bizarre Cemetary, it's scary
Eatin a virgin's cherry, they're all gonna laugh at you Carey

[Chorus]

[Kon Artis]
I was born feet first, smoke 40's and drink weed
The Lord rehearsed my birth, I'm the worst breed
A nigga you ever set sight on, my right arm's
got more power than (?) Dragon's python so
"Journey into the mind of a psychopath killer"
Light yo' ass like a liquid nitro-gas spiller
Psycho slash Michael Myers, Michael Jack's "Thriller"
Rifle slash knife faggot that's your "Cop Killer"
As a yung'un, I was beat where I was livin (aight)
Crossdressed just to get thrown in the women's prison
I guess I was just stressed to be a hoodlum
Being pressed caused the stress that caused the Ritalin
Pressed stressed and Ritalin caused the cop's feelings
to be hurt after they seen what I did to those children
I'm vulgaric, you Bo Derek; I throw you face flat off the terrace
so you can have somethin to stare at

[Chorus]

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Rikk
Sounds like a plan, birthday boy!

Gimme a fucking Molson XXX!! I'm in a rare, good mood myself.

you got it.....

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Rikk
MAXIMUS!!!

Grab me a redbull slurpy (recommendation of my buddy DG), and then put on some porno. I'm in a rare mood!:p

slurpys and porn! :D

pass the twinkies

[Rikk]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
you got it.....

Do anything special for your b-day, bro?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
pass the twinkies

:D

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Rikk
Do anything special for your b-day, bro?

i had a wisdom tooth pulled......and the fucking shit hurt like a bitch
i mean fab and still does

[Rikk]

Shit, brother. Never had to have my wisdom teeth pulled. But I've heard it's a fucking weekend with GUNT.

Did you at least get some nitrous out of the deal?

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Rikk
Shit, brother. Never had to have my wisdom teeth pulled. But I've heard it's a fucking weekend with GUNT.

Did you at least get some nitrous out of the deal?

they gave me a couple of shots, in the back of my gums

[Rikk]

You wuz robbed. Any surgery of any form is worth it if you get a hearty helping of nitrous oxide...the safest, most wonderful drug in the world.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
the fucking shit hurt like a bitch
i mean fab

LMAO

It hurt like a Fab!

I'm going to use that. :D

or maybe...

It hurt like a gunt! :p

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
slurpys and porn! :D

pass the twinkies

Twinkies? Oh, I remember.....lol. Who said that? "Beers, Twinkies and porn, oh my." Right?

[Matt White]

Had my bottom Wisdom teeth pulled 20 years ago. Got the Gas...NEVER been SO STONED before or since.

DAMN GOOD STUFF!!!

Howz about a...Jack & Ginger!

[MAX]

Hola Taeo.

The usual it tis'.......

*slides down a Jack and Ginger*

My dentist was a Nazi. I had mine pulled when I was sixteen and the fucker just gave me shots. I had to sit through the entire process awake.

Oh well, he'll go to hell.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
It hurt like a gunt! :p

:p