NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[Matt White]

Now I really need a drink!!!

DATABASE Issues!!!

DOUBLE DAMN!!!!

[Matt White]

That's just another thing I like about this dive....no fuckin' coffee maker in the joint!!!

Shit! We outta only serve Whiskey.....but HEY! That's me!!!!

Could use some Jams though!!!!


Now once upon a time - an old man told me a fable
when the piper is gone - and the soup is cold on your table
and if the black crow flies to find a new destination - that is the sign
come tonight
come to the ogre sight
come to the ogre-battle-fight

he gives a great big cry and he can swallow up the ocean
with a mighty tongue he catches flies - the palm of his hand is incredible
one great big eye - has a focus in your direction
now the battle is on
yeah yeah yeah
come tonight
come to the ogre sight
come to the ogre-battle-fight

the ogre men are still inside
the two-way mirror mountain
gotta keep down right out of sight
you can't see in but they can see out
'keep a look out'
the ogre-men are coming out
from the two-way mirror mountain
they're running up behind you and they're coming all about
can't go east 'cos you gotta go south

ogre-men are going home
and the great big fight is over
bugle blow, the trumpet cry
ogre battle lives for ever more
you can come along
you can come along
come to ogre battle

[Dan]

Good Evening All.

[Matt White]

Sup Dan!!!

[diamondsgirl]

check this out...I was on my way out the other night and stopped at a conveneience store to buy butts. While I'm in there, this woman buys a bottle of pepto bismol and chugs the whole thing.

I'm like "dayum".

So, I head to the bar and have a few and there she is drinking her face off. I guess the pepto coated her stomache so that she could drink with out getting sick...

pretty crazy

[MAX]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!

That's called alcoholic gastritis, if I remember correctly? Fuck, it's a condition where they don't eat, get no coating in their stomachs and just poor booze down theya. It literally tears and rips off the lining in the stomach causing internal bleeding.

Fucking sad.

[diamondsgirl]

while I was watching her in the store all I could think of was Dave saying "gimme a bottle of pepto...to Go!" LOL.

[Matt White]

Sup DG?!?:D

Sounds like she was a VET!!!:D

This next one is in her Honor!!!




There's a tear in my beer
'cause i'm cryin' for you,
Dear you are on my lonely mind.
Into these last nine beers
I have shed a million tears.
You are on my lonely mind
I'm gonna keep on sittin' here
Until i'm petriified.
And then maybe these tears
Will leave my eyes.
There's a tear in my beer
'cause i'm crying' for you, dear
You are on my lonely mind.

Last night i walked the floor
And the night before
You are on my lonely mind.
It seems my life is through
And i'm so doggone blue
You are on my lonely mind.
I'm gonna keep on sittin' here
Till i can't move a toe
And then maybe my heart
Won't hurt me so.
There's a tear in my beer
'cause i'm cryin' for you, dear.
You are on my lonely mind.


Lord, i've tried and i've tried
But my tears i can't hide
You are (were?) on my lonely mind.
All these blues that i've found
Have really got me down
You are on my lonely mind
I'm gonna keep on drinkin' till i can't even think
Cause in the last week i ain't slept a wink
There's a tear in my beer
"cause i'm crying for you dear
You are on my lonely mind

[Dan]

Originally posted by Matt White
Sup Dan!!!

What's up Matt?

[MAX]

Dayuuuuum..........

Just call me buzzkilla.

[Rikk]

Sup peeps?

I got a fast car, go cruisin' down the highway
A corvette stingray, I do it my way
Got a good job, makin' lots of money
I look good and I'm funny, so why'm I lonesome honey

The gypsy said the problem with you
You need some sensible shoes

Look at this black book, it's loaded with phone numbers
Potential lovers, new worlds to discover
You would think I really have it made now
New rayban shades but I'm a heartache on parade now

I walk around with the blues
I need some sensible shoes

Sensible shoes, ones that will lead me back to you
Sensible shoes, cuz you're the only lover who was ever true
I need some sensible shoes

All my friends now, they look up to me
They wish they could be a lot more like me
But they don't know and they can't see
How I'm hurtin', how I'm empty

Lost my soul when I walked out on you
I need some sensible shoes

Sensible shoes, ones that will lead me back to you
Sensible shoes, cuz you're the only lover who was ever true
I need some sensible shoes

I got a fast car, go cruisin' down the highway
A corvette stingray, I do it my way
Got a good job, makin' lots of money
I look good and I'm funny, so why'm I lonesome honey

The gypsy said the problem with you
Ah, you know

Sensible shoes, ones that will lead me back to you
Sensible shoes, cuz you're the only lover who was ever true
Sensible shoes, ones that will lead me back to you
Sensible shoes, cuz you're the only lover that was ever true
I need some sensible shoes

[Matt White]

JUst kickin' back Dan...and spinnin' the tunes!!!

WAZZUP 'MIllian?

Now...here's a Drinkin' CLASSIC!!!


I've got a good woman at home who thinks I do no wrong
But sometimes lord, she just ain't always around
And you know that's when I fall, I can't help myself at all
And I get whiskey bent and hell bound
Play me some songs about a ramblin' man, put a cold one in my hand,
'cause you know I love to hear those guitar sounds
Don't you play 'I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry' cause I'll get all balled up
inside
And I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound
Sure enough about closing time, (I'm) about stoned out of my mind
And I end up with some honky-tonk special I found
Just as sure as the morning sun come, thinking of my sweet girl at home
And I need to get whiskey bent and hell bound
Play me some songs about a ramblin' man, put old Jim Beam in my hand
'cause you know I still love to get drunk and hear country sounds
But don't you play 'Your Cheatin' Heart' cause that'll tear me all apart
I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound
Yeah, old Hank's songs always make me feel low down

[diamondsgirl]

Hey there Matt and Rikk...

thats the way we do music in here

hey Dan

Hey Max... slide me down some pepto with a JD chaser :D

[MAX]

Do any of you yayhoos drink in heeya anymore or is it just tunes?

[Matt White]

Originally posted by MAX
Do any of you yayhoos drink in heeya anymore or is it just tunes?

Yup...still drinking Burbon...and listening to George Jones..."He Stopped Loving Her Today"...the HillBilly National Anthem!!!