Stupid Sayings

[flappo]

sammy hagar was better than dlr

thats a pretty fucking stupid thing to say

[FORD]

"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun." - George Bush Jr

[MAX]

I have one which was kind of covered but how about when you lose something, are looking for the item and someone says "Well, where was it the last time you had it?"

Fuck, if I knew that it wouldn't be fucking lost!!!! LOL!!!

[stringfelowhawk]

Here are a few of my favorites and the responses I gave:

Them: Lose your wallet?
Me: Yes
Them: Oh yeah! Where?
Me: It's under a seat cushion on the couch but I ain't gonna look there.

Changing my flat tire.
Them: Have a flat?
Me: No, I just like to rotate my tires every 10,000 miles no matter where the fuck I'm at.

Drunk and pissing on the street corner.
Cop: What in the hell are you doing?
Me: Well officer, I hear the world goes around every 24 hours and I'm waiting on my fucking house. It won't be long cause there goes my neighbors!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

"Keep your hair on"

I wasn't planning to take it off.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Did your mother ever say to you

"Put clean underwear on because you might get knocked down"?

Parents say some stupid things.

[Panamark]

A fool that takes you for an idiot is no drongo !

(Oz )

[fe_lung]

My mother always said "you talk like a sausage" Huh? What the fuck is that?

My ex-wife was fond of "if it is to be it's up to me and if it's up to me then it is to be!" I always felt more like "If it's up to me then it ain't gonna fucking happen!"

[Shaun Ponsonby]

How about "JFK was shot by a lone gunman and a magic bullet"?

[fe_lung]

If the glove doesn't fit you must acquit

[Mr Badguy]

"This tastes like shit!"

Now that`s stupid.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
It's raining cats and dogs...

just imagine the horror

Better than if it's raining men!

...nless you're rob halford...

[academic punk]

Originally posted by fe_lung
My mother always said "you talk like a sausage" Huh? What the fuck is that?

My ex-wife was fond of "if it is to be it's up to me and if it's up to me then it is to be!" I always felt more like "If it's up to me then it ain't gonna fucking happen!"

I can see why she's your ex-wife. Mazel Tov on getting out.

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by academic punk
Better than if it's raining men!

...nless you're rob halford...

LOL.

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
"This tastes like shit!"

Now that`s stupid.

have they ever tasted shit?