Rikk's an idiot who can't keep his mouth shut

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
MAX, you and I are great fucking buds, and you know it. I'm also stoked that BILL is going to be back. I've missed that sumbitch.

Let's have a drink to his soon-to-be-born child and his wife having a comfortable birth.

That is outstanding. The PEN needs the kick in the ass he can give. I told him in a PM already, but I hope everything goes well and he, jhis wife, and bambino will be in our thoughts an prayers.

And oh yeah, you fags and your Margot Kidder and Princess Lea, well you left out the subject of my very first sexual fantasy:

[MAX]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
You sly dog ...

No, a WELL trained dog.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
That is outstanding. The PEN needs the kick in the ass he can give. I told him in a PM already, but I hope everything goes well and he, jhis wife, and bambino will be in our thoughts an prayers.

And oh yeah, you fags and your Margot Kidder and Princess Lea, well you left out the subject of my very first sexual fantasy:

NIKKY, join the party, byatch! Cheers again to our good friend, BILL!!

Who is that chick, BTW?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
No, a WELL trained dog.

No one trains me...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
No one trains me...

LOL!!!

The "alias" masters have trained this old dog well and I can sniff.

WOOF!!!

I still piss on the carpet though.

[Rikk]

The only thing you can sniff is your own ass when you're trying to suck your own dick...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
NIKKY, join the party, byatch! Cheers again to our good friend, BILL!!

Who is that chick, BTW?

Mary Ann, of the hot down-low lesbian duel Ginger and Mary Anne?

[MAX]

Dude,

Dogs can lick their own balls. LOL!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Dude,

Dogs can lick their own balls. LOL!!!

Okay...now this is really starting to go down to lms2-level conversation. Let's at least start talking about pussy again.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Mary Ann, of the hot down-low lesbian duel Ginger and Mary Anne?

I always wanted to fuck GINGER more.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by MAX
Dude,

Dogs can lick their own balls. LOL!!!

Yeah but they also smell each other's asses!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
I always wanted to fuck GINGER more.

You really are in the minority. They both do it for me, but I prefer the horny country girl meets innocence motif of Mary Ann.

Sort a the 'Madonna-Whore' thing, I don't know.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
My wife's gonna give birth any day now........she was hospitalized for kidney stones a couple weeks ago

Ack! She's serving double time!

I pray your wife will be okay and that the delivery won't be too long or hard.

Do you know if it is a boy or girl, yet? If it's a girl, your wife will have the pain now, but you'll have the pain later.

[Rikk]

I know what you mean. As a kid, I always thought Betty was hotter than Veronica. That girl-next-door thing is often a hotter proposition. Apple pie turns into the neighborhood whore when in the bedroom.

But dude, Ginger is just better fucking looking.

[lms2]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
You really are in the minority. They both do it for me, but I prefer the horny country girl meets innocence motif of Mary Ann.

Sort a the 'Madonna-Whore' thing, I don't know.

Well see Nick, there you go... the perfect threesome fantasy!