Rikk's an idiot who can't keep his mouth shut

[lms2]

Dang Bill.. it sure it good to have you back and posting around me... just like old times.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by lms2
Dang Bill.. it sure it good to have you back and posting around me... just like old times.

I havent changed a bit.........

[MAX]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Dude! Where the fuck ya been?! We've missed ya! Oh wait.........I'M the one who's been gone.........damn Mad Dog!!

Hola mi amigo!!!

Where in the fuck have YOU been?

[Rikk]

Okay, we got BILL LUMBERGH, MAX and LYNDA CARTER!! That's almost a pretty good party right there!!

I know this ain't the bar, and PANAMARK ain't given me my liquor license yet, but anyone want a fucking drink?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by MAX
Hola mi amigo!!!

Where in the fuck have YOU been?

My wife's gonna give birth any day now........she was hospitalized for kidney stones a couple weeks ago..........so obviously my heart is elsewhere right now. .....I miss you guys big time though! I'll be back fulltime when I can..........WOW nice rack(not you Maxie).......I just popped one big time.........I wanna fuck her in that invisible jet! Can you make that happen?!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Rikk
Okay, we got BILL LUMBERGH, MAX and LYNDA CARTER!! That's almost a pretty good party right there!!

I know this ain't the bar, and PANAMARK ain't given me my liquor license yet, but anyone want a fucking drink?

Do I even need to ask?!

[Rikk]

That's it. You're back for a day, and you're already whistling MAS TEQUILA and requesting piss in a jar?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Shit, I guess you won't be wanting THESE back then?

[MAX]

Bill,

My thoughts, prayers and congrats go out to both yourself, your wife and your family.

Family ALWAYS comes first!!!

Then George Michael cums in a public restroom. lol.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Shit, I guess you won't be wanting THESE back then?

I picked up some mood music for you. You can grab it in your PEN cabin when you get back.

[MAX]

Ahhhhhh.......

My date for the evening..........

[Rikk]

Who is that, MAX?

[Rikk]

Another actress I had a crush on as a kid...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
Who is that, MAX?

It's Jaclyn Smith. You already have Lynda and my other half is in San Fran for the weekend (Brother Mez better not be schmoozin' her either) so I'm cheating with my childhood fantasy woman. lol.

[Rikk]

Dude, ain't it true that one's childhood fantasy women always end up being the one's they most want to fuck for like the rest of their lives? Dude, Margot Kidder, Lynda Carter, Mariel Hemingway...the list is endless for me.