Rikk's an idiot who can't keep his mouth shut

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
I'll never be as strong with the force as you are.

Nobody will...I was created for that purpose alone, you know...balancing the force and all that bullshit...fuck, even Yoda didn't have anything on my midichlorian count.

Well, THIS dude had a bit on me, admittedly...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
I would like to thank all involved for keeping the I HATE RIKK thread as popular as it is.

ANYTHING to shut up certain windbags!!!!

Nite all!!!

Late!!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
Can you make me a Sith lord?

Follow these steps:

1 - Let the hatred flow through you;
2 - Give in to your anger;
3 - Feel the aggression channel the force;
4 - Learn the code of the Sith:

"Peace is a lie; there is only passion.
Through passion I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The force shall set me free."

Do that, kill and Jedi master or 3, and you'll be a Sith Lord in all it's glory, bro!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by MAX
ANYTHING to shut up certain windbags!!!!

Nite all!!!

Late!!!

Hasta bro!

[Rikk]

Nite MAX. Make sure you're thinking of lms2 as you fall asleep.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
I'll never be as strong with the force as you are.

That's what gets me shit like THIS, guy!!!! :D

[bueno bob]

Look out! It's the Bueno Police!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Follow these steps:

Okay. I'll try.

1 - Let the hatred flow through you;

Done. The hatred is always flowing through me.

2 - Give in to your anger;

Again, done. When are these going to get hard?

3 - Feel the aggression channel the force;

My aggression channels everything in me, except maybe my hard-ons.

4 - Learn the code of the Sith:

K...wait a minute. I might need some work on that... What are...oh, you've listed it for me.

"Peace is a lie; there is only passion.

Yup. Fuck peace. Look at my threads. Passion is everything. For instance, would I ever be peaceful with my enemies? "Guwapo, let's put shit aside." "lms2, I was lying when I said you look exactly like Roseanne." FUCK NO!!! Kill, maim, destroy!!

Yup.

Through passion I gain power.

Yup. Power comes by being mean and passionate. Check.

Through power I gain victory.

Yup. You don't gain anything being nice and patient, except maybe fruit cake at Christmas.

Through victory, my chains are broken.

I don't really feel any chains. I feel kinda queasy when I see lms2's picture. But chains? Well, maybe the fact that it's late and I'm tired and I have a paper to finish tomorrow and it kinda sucks. I could pull a Jedi mind trick on the professor.

Professor: Hand in your paper.
Rikk: I don't need to hand in my paper.
Professor: You don't need to hand in your paper.
Rikk: I can go about my business.
Professor: You can go about your business.
Rikk: You're going to give me a 95 on this paper.
Professor: My TA will give you a 95 on this paper.
Rikk: You will also give me your debit card.
Professor: I will also give you my debit card.
Rikk: And the access code.
Professor: And my access code.
Rikk: And an evening with your wife.
Professor: And an evening with my 67-year-old wife.
Rikk: Uh, I don't need an evening with your 67-year-old wife.
Professor: You don't need an evening with my 67-year-old wife.
Rikk: In fact, you really don't either.
Professor: Thank God!

The force shall set me free."

Some say the truth will set you free. But they all bought MARCHING TO MARS.

Do that, kill a Jedi master or 3, and you'll be a Sith Lord in all it's glory, bro!

Who can I kill? Are there any Jedi masters at this site?

[bueno bob]

I'll have to let you know tomorrow, dude, I gotta go pick up my old lady!

But you've taken your first steps down a much longer road! Good for you!

Later bro.

[Rikk]

Later Bob!!

[Stella]

Originally posted by Rikk
LMFAO!

You mean when gayboy asked me to meet him in a bar after work to "hang out"? (He and I were "cool" at the time, you stalker.) I told him, "It's okay." Frankly, I have a real sense of privacy here. I won't even post my own picture. I don't want the forum associated with my real life, considering all the psychos that post here (hint hint). But I guess you wouldn't understand that, would you?

I wouldn't want to meet you. I would be an instant bolemic because I wouldn't be able to keep anything down for months afterwards. (No, I guess that wasn't a compliment, hmmm?) Oh, I'm talking to Linda, not the rodent alter-ego.

You have a sense of privacy or a fear that people will do to you what you have done to them? There is a difference. You are not so tough in real life as you are behind your computer screen.... but thats not whats at issue here.... I could really care less.

You wouldn't want to meet me? When did I ever ask you to? Ya know... I don't even ever remember asking you to send me so much as a pic. I think I did ask you how tall you were... I have a thing about height...But ya know... I wouldn't want to meet you either. It would ruin the image I carry of you.

Who gives a shit who you are talking to? Stella and lms2 are one and the same. My alias was only ever a joke... not something created to do damage to someone, or to try and gain trust from someone I had already wronged, or for a new name to harass someone with... or any of those good reasons like that.

[Stella]

Originally posted by Rikk
lms2, honestly, I couldn't see my way to read all that psycho babble. Too much of it, frankly.

Anyway, I'll just keep torturing you time to time. It's over when I say it's over, no matter what you post, how you post, when you post.

You are a target and will remain so for as long as you post at this site. So sorry.

You wouldn't have understood it if you did read it.

Basically, you tell me to suck up, I told you to kiss my ass.

[Stella]

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[Stella]

Originally posted by Rikk
You are a target and will remain so for as long as you post at this site. So sorry.

Same as Chelle? Did you start leaving her alone when she left this site?

I think not. you still post that photoshopped pic of her and she has been gone for ages.

Real mature Rikk... real mature.

I think you better stick with the elementary school kids... if you taught high school, all your students would own you.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Look out! It's the Bueno Police!

GOD DAMN! Thats the Hottese pic of her I've seen...

Ummmmmm Padma'.......