Shit...post that in the Pen!! (and yes...we gotta set up a fraudulent health report for him)
Rikk's an idiot who can't keep his mouth shut
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Originally posted by lms2
On this site... Katy is good, you are bad. Think about that.Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.Comment
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Yeah KATYDID is great.
You can often judge a person by the friends he/she keeps.Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
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Originally posted by bueno bob
What does that say about me?Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
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Originally posted by Rikk
LOL. The Emperor is misunderstood. He's not a bad guy... Although most good people don't ask you to kill your own son with a lightsabre...
You know, in reflection, I really should have finished Luke off at Bespin. Do you have any idea what child support has cost me up to this point? Especially considering my income as 2nd in command of the galactic empire? Christ, I'm fucking financing the rebellion myself....Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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Originally posted by bueno bob
He just doesn't waste a lot of time with shit.
You know, in reflection, I really should have finished Luke off at Bespin. Do you have any idea what child support has cost me up to this point? Especially considering my income as 2nd in command of the galactic empire? Christ, I'm fucking financing the rebellion myself....
What a whiner that kid was. When Dad asks him to come home and play catch, he jumps down a pipe and almost falls into the clouds.
You were too patient with that little fucker, if you don't mind me saying so.Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
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Originally posted by Rikk
"Dad...I need some cash. Han's been kidnapped and I need food and rent money."
What a whiner that kid was. When Dad asks him to come home and play catch, he jumps down a pipe and almost falls into the clouds.
You were too patient with that little fucker, if you don't mind me saying so.Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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Yup.
The kid was whining. He had run off with his friends to play in the swamp with some midget you used to beat the shit out of back when you were still fucking his mother. He was dabbling with the Good Side of the Force. He was attacking you and your friends with spaceships and even blew up your pal Grand Moff Tarkin's house. He had a snow party and personally destroyed one of your snow walkers!! And this was one of the vintage ones you used to keep in the garage!! He even ran around with your old traitorous friend Ben...the two of them badmouthing you and talking about what a prick you were in the old days.
After all that...I personally think chopping his hand off wasn't enough...Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
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Well, most of it I blame Ben for. Ben, at that point, was a senile old fuck anyway. Seriously, take for example when I dusted him in the Death Star - was THAT the same dude that took Darth Maul out of the game? No. Was THAT the same dude that fucked my ass up and got me this little second skin? No.
By the time Luke ran into him, all Ben was concerned about was feeling the presence of the light side...letting the force flow through you and all that...washed up old wizard, that one.
Had I been paying a little more attention, I could have gotten to Luke a lot earlier and started his education RIGHT. Unfortunately, by the time I got ahold of him, he'd already made his own decisions about the way things should be, and all he cared about were his stupid high school friends...losers...never amount to anything, not a damn one of 'em...
There's a fucking REASON that kid stayed a virgin, I tell ya what.Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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Frankly, I always suspected that Ben was gay. Why do you think he got so pissed off when after ten years of just the two of you hanging out, you started screwing around with the Natalie Portman lookalike? He wasn't pissed about you breaking your Jedi vows... HE WAS JEALOUS! He wanted you all to himself.
And do you remember when you dusted him at Grand Moff's house? He closed his eyes and lowered his arms! He didn't think you were going to stick him with the lightsabre. He thought you were going to stick him with...well, you know!
And why do you think he got so mad when DARTH MAUL dusted QUI GON? Gay love! I'm telling you...Ben was a homo.
As for your son...that kid may have destroyed your pals in the Empire, but he also never touched a pussy (like someone else we all know...).Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
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