Rikk's an idiot who can't keep his mouth shut

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  • Rikk
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 16518

    Shit...post that in the Pen!! (and yes...we gotta set up a fraudulent health report for him)
    Roth Army Militia

    Originally posted by WARF
    Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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    • Rikk
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 16518

      Originally posted by lms2
      On this site... Katy is good, you are bad. Think about that.
      Yup. You sure are an idiot.
      Roth Army Militia

      Originally posted by WARF
      Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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      • lms2

        Katy has a sense of humor.

        Katy can take a licking and not cry like a baby.

        Katy doesn't follow me from thread to thread like a lost puppy.

        So sue me.

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        • Rikk
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 16518

          Yeah KATYDID is great.

          You can often judge a person by the friends he/she keeps.
          Roth Army Militia

          Originally posted by WARF
          Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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          • bueno bob
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 22951

            What does that say about me?
            Twistin' by the pool.

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            • Rikk
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 16518

              Originally posted by bueno bob
              What does that say about me?
              LOL. The Emperor is misunderstood. He's not a bad guy... Although most good people don't ask you to kill your own son with a lightsabre...
              Roth Army Militia

              Originally posted by WARF
              Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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              • bueno bob
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 22951

                Originally posted by Rikk
                LOL. The Emperor is misunderstood. He's not a bad guy... Although most good people don't ask you to kill your own son with a lightsabre...
                He just doesn't waste a lot of time with shit.

                You know, in reflection, I really should have finished Luke off at Bespin. Do you have any idea what child support has cost me up to this point? Especially considering my income as 2nd in command of the galactic empire? Christ, I'm fucking financing the rebellion myself....
                Twistin' by the pool.

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                • Rikk
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 16518

                  Originally posted by bueno bob
                  He just doesn't waste a lot of time with shit.

                  You know, in reflection, I really should have finished Luke off at Bespin. Do you have any idea what child support has cost me up to this point? Especially considering my income as 2nd in command of the galactic empire? Christ, I'm fucking financing the rebellion myself....
                  "Dad...I need some cash. Han's been kidnapped and I need food and rent money."

                  What a whiner that kid was. When Dad asks him to come home and play catch, he jumps down a pipe and almost falls into the clouds.

                  You were too patient with that little fucker, if you don't mind me saying so.
                  Roth Army Militia

                  Originally posted by WARF
                  Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                  • bueno bob
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 22951

                    Originally posted by Rikk
                    "Dad...I need some cash. Han's been kidnapped and I need food and rent money."

                    What a whiner that kid was. When Dad asks him to come home and play catch, he jumps down a pipe and almost falls into the clouds.

                    You were too patient with that little fucker, if you don't mind me saying so.
                    Really was a bitch, wasn't he? Guess he got that from his mom...hey, I just started a little game of force-tag with the equipment laying around (or bolted in the halls); not my problem if he's too pussy to actually be able to tag me back. You gotta be firm with kids, you know? Can't baby them...there's a reason Mace Windu's lightsaber had "Bad Mother Fucker" engraved on it, you know.
                    Twistin' by the pool.

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                    • Rikk
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 16518

                      Yup.

                      The kid was whining. He had run off with his friends to play in the swamp with some midget you used to beat the shit out of back when you were still fucking his mother. He was dabbling with the Good Side of the Force. He was attacking you and your friends with spaceships and even blew up your pal Grand Moff Tarkin's house. He had a snow party and personally destroyed one of your snow walkers!! And this was one of the vintage ones you used to keep in the garage!! He even ran around with your old traitorous friend Ben...the two of them badmouthing you and talking about what a prick you were in the old days.

                      After all that...I personally think chopping his hand off wasn't enough...
                      Roth Army Militia

                      Originally posted by WARF
                      Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                      • bueno bob
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 22951

                        Well, most of it I blame Ben for. Ben, at that point, was a senile old fuck anyway. Seriously, take for example when I dusted him in the Death Star - was THAT the same dude that took Darth Maul out of the game? No. Was THAT the same dude that fucked my ass up and got me this little second skin? No.

                        By the time Luke ran into him, all Ben was concerned about was feeling the presence of the light side...letting the force flow through you and all that...washed up old wizard, that one.

                        Had I been paying a little more attention, I could have gotten to Luke a lot earlier and started his education RIGHT. Unfortunately, by the time I got ahold of him, he'd already made his own decisions about the way things should be, and all he cared about were his stupid high school friends...losers...never amount to anything, not a damn one of 'em...

                        There's a fucking REASON that kid stayed a virgin, I tell ya what.
                        Twistin' by the pool.

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                        • Rikk
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 16518

                          Frankly, I always suspected that Ben was gay. Why do you think he got so pissed off when after ten years of just the two of you hanging out, you started screwing around with the Natalie Portman lookalike? He wasn't pissed about you breaking your Jedi vows... HE WAS JEALOUS! He wanted you all to himself.

                          And do you remember when you dusted him at Grand Moff's house? He closed his eyes and lowered his arms! He didn't think you were going to stick him with the lightsabre. He thought you were going to stick him with...well, you know!

                          And why do you think he got so mad when DARTH MAUL dusted QUI GON? Gay love! I'm telling you...Ben was a homo.

                          As for your son...that kid may have destroyed your pals in the Empire, but he also never touched a pussy (like someone else we all know...).
                          Roth Army Militia

                          Originally posted by WARF
                          Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                          • bueno bob
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 22951

                            You know, it's a definite possibility that I hadn't considered. Maybe Ben was indeed Thooper, Thankth for Athking.
                            Twistin' by the pool.

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                            • bueno bob
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 22951

                              Well, I'm turning in. Good night all.
                              Twistin' by the pool.

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                              • MAX
                                Rotharmy Gladiator

                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 13001

                                Howdee everybody!!!

                                Still kicking ass and taking names?

                                I was going to do an Australian tradition called a "walkabout" but I'm more into a FESTIVUS!!!

                                LOL!!!
                                EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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