Five celebrities you'd like to do.

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  • lesfunk
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3583

    kate beckinsale
    Baby Spice
    Raquel Welch in 1966
    and couple of those birds from the LARG girl threads
    http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35217

      Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
      Mark Harmon
      Clive Owen
      Hugh Laurie
      Hugh Grant
      Pierce Brosnan
      I see a pattern there...

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      • VanHalener
        ROCKSTAR

        • Nov 2006
        • 5451

        #3 would have to be some super funky chick like Grace Jones.

        Holy Shit boys and girls ThAT would be one HELL of a ride. Wooooohooooo!
        ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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        • VanHalener
          ROCKSTAR

          • Nov 2006
          • 5451

          #4

          Paula Abdul

          Sober


          or shit faced


          I'd wreck that whisker biscuit like it was a bad guy on the old Batman series....POW! WHACK! SLAM! ZOWIE! WHAM!
          I'd hit it like Barney Ruble's son Bambam.....BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
          OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
          Last edited by VanHalener; 03-03-2010, 11:28 PM.
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          • Mr Walker
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jan 2004
            • 2536

            Mariska Hargitay

            and her mother... even in her decapitated state.

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32798

              1) Oprah Winfrey
              2) Kristy Alley
              3) Kelly Osbourne
              5) Rossane Barr
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • binnie
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • May 2006
                • 19145

                Originally posted by VanHalener
                #3 would have to be some super funky chick like Grace Jones.

                Holy Shit boys and girls ThAT would be one HELL of a ride. Wooooohooooo!
                WHAT??????

                Of all the women in th world, you pick Queen Scary?

                Are there some submissive issues you need working out?
                The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                • VanHalener
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Nov 2006
                  • 5451

                  Originally posted by binnie
                  WHAT??????

                  Of all the women in th world, you pick Queen Scary?

                  Are there some submissive issues you need working out?

                  If I am picking five at least one has to be a superfreak. No issues to work Bin. I'm man enough to handle Grace and the violent sex I would face. I have a feeling sex with grace would be like a fist fight. Let's get it on Grace! OWWWWW!
                  Last edited by VanHalener; 03-04-2010, 08:37 AM.
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                  • VanHalener
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Nov 2006
                    • 5451

                    There are so many to choose from, but I have to have a musician in my little orgy.

                    #5

                    I have always had a thing for Nancy



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                    They're all a little bit older and a lot less bolder than they used to be, but I'll take these five to go and call you in the morning.
                    Last edited by VanHalener; 03-04-2010, 10:26 AM.
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                    • kwame k
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 11302

                      The way Nancy bumps and grinds on stage.......you just know she'd wreck you in bed
                      Originally posted by vandeleur
                      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                      • ThrillsNSpills
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6627

                        Originally posted by kwame k
                        The way Nancy bumps and grinds on stage.......you just know she'd wreck you in bed

                        OH hell yeah. Ask Roger Fisher from the early Heart years.
                        dude was an amazing guitarist that pursued her, got her, she threw him over for the drummer, led to the Kabong incident, no more Roger Fisher.

                        Everyone knows not to dip where you get paid but could you blame him?

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                        • SparkieD
                          Veteran
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1772

                          My fave celebrities aren't aging gracefully enough for me to want to have a go at 'em, unless Johnny Depp wants to put on his Captain Jack Sparrow getup for me.

                          Now back in the day is a different story. I would've gone buck fucking wild on an early 90's Blaze Bayley or a Renegade-era Lorenzo Lamas. And there's this guy who used to model for D&G and Loius Vuitton named Matt Duffie that I can't find now. The first place I saw him was Maxim of all things. That guy gets me so hot I'd probably evaporate before I could touch him.
                          Originally posted by Tiki-Tom You're one classy tattooed bombshell in my book.
                          Originally posted by rustoffa
                          Three words. WE WERE THERE.

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                          • Don Corleone
                            Veteran
                            • May 2004
                            • 2084

                            1. Christina Aguilera
                            2. Carice Van Houten
                            3. Eva Green
                            4. Penelope Cruz
                            5. Laura Esposto

                            Early 80's Ornella Muti (Flash Gordon era) is also worthy of mention
                            Roth Army Militia

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                            • Sensible Shoes
                              Full Member Status

                              • Oct 2009
                              • 4648

                              Originally posted by Seshmeister
                              I see a pattern there...
                              Yeah that's a little scary come to think of it.

                              Men named Hugh, Clive and Pierce - what am I thinking? :0

                              Oh dear.

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                              • Anonymous
                                Banned
                                • May 2004
                                • 12749

                                I should really update my list, even if the first two positions are untouchable. In fact, I REALLY wouldn't mind if it was the two of 'em.

                                Ok, once again, in THIS order:

                                1.(by a loooong mile) Cindy Crawford

                                Alone



                                Or with her sisters thrown in.



                                Preferably.

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