A blonde was aboard a small two-seater airplane when the pilot had a heart attack and died. She grabbed the radio and screamed, "Mayday! Mayday! The pilot just died!" Air traffic control answered, "Don't worry, ma'am. We'll talk you down. Just do as I say. First, give me your height and position." "I'm 5 foot 2 and sitting in the right front seat!"
A young Indian boy asked his father, the chief, why Indians always have long names while white men have short names. His father replied, "Son, our names represent are creative and symbolic, unlike the white man who repeats names from generation to generation. For example, your sister, Small Romantic Moon Over the Lake, is named that because on the night she was born the moon was reflected in the lake. Your brother, Galloping White Stallion, was born when a great white horse appeared near our camp. Do you have any other questions, Two Dogs Fucking?"
Cheers! :bottle:
A young Indian boy asked his father, the chief, why Indians always have long names while white men have short names. His father replied, "Son, our names represent are creative and symbolic, unlike the white man who repeats names from generation to generation. For example, your sister, Small Romantic Moon Over the Lake, is named that because on the night she was born the moon was reflected in the lake. Your brother, Galloping White Stallion, was born when a great white horse appeared near our camp. Do you have any other questions, Two Dogs Fucking?"
Cheers! :bottle:
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