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what are these no wait man dont tell me i wanna be surprised.
cheech and chong- nice dreams
Hey man you aint a chick, i know man but i had to this to get a ride i almost froze my balls off last night, yeah i didnt think you had any or else i wouldnt have stoped.
Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...
Legolas: ...and you have my bow...
Gimli: ...and my axe.
Boromir: You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it done.
Gandalf: Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master!
Witch King: Do you not know death when you see it, old man? This is my hour!
"What we have here is a failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach so you get what we have here last week, which is the way he wants it. Well he gets it. Now, I don't like it anymore than you men".
"Never go to the drive thru. They FUCK YOU at the drive thru. They know you're gonna be miles away before you realize you've been FUCKED! They know you're not gonna come all the way back when you realize you been FUCKED"!
"I'm funny how? You mean like a clown?"
"No, you're funny. You know? You're funny."
"No, No I don't know what you mean. I'm funny how? How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me?"
"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle "Dixie"?
"Harry, I don't wanna see anymore trouble like you had in the Filmore district last year".
"What do you mean?" "I shot a man for attempted rape."
"How did you determine attempted rape?"
"I see a naked man chasin a woman down an alley with a hardon and a butcher knife I don't figure he's out collecting for the Red Cross."
"Man has a point!"
"My mule don't like people laughing. See, he hears people laughing, he gets the idea they're laughing at him. So, if you'll just apologize, like I know you're gonna. I might be able to convince him you don't mean it".
"I don't deserve this. I was building a house."
"Deserve has nuthin to do with."
"ALRIGHT, I'M COMING OUT. NOBODY BETTER SHOOT. ANYBODY SUMBITCH . TAKES A SHOT AT ME. I'M GONNA KILL HIM. I'LL KILL HIS FAMILY AND ALL HIS FRIENDS. THEN I'LL BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!"
"YOU BETTER BURY NED RIGHT. BETTER NOT CUT UP NOR OTHERWISE HARM NO WHORES OR I'LL COME BACK AND KILL EVERYONE OF YOU SUNSABITCHES!"
"You just keep thinkin Butch, thats what you're good at."
Butch: "Damn, they got us cornered. They're gonna go for position and wait us out. They can surround us and pick us off. What else can they do?"
Butch: "No wait! I got it! We'll jump!"
Sundance: "What? Un UH!"
Butch: "Sure, we'll jump. They'll just have to go back down the way they came."
Sundance: "What makes you think they won't follow us?"
Butch: "Would you make that jump if you didn't have to?"
Sundance: "I have to and I'm not gonna!"
Butch: "Why? They're gonna kill us."
Sundance: "I don't care! I wanna fight! I just need one shot. Just one shot!"
Butch: "No Sundance, lets jump. We'll be ahead of um! Why won't you jump?"
Sundance: "I can't swim!"
Butch: "Hahahahaha, why you crazy. The fall'l probably kill ya!"
Butch and Sundance: "OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!"
These were some of my most favorite quotes. None are very recent but then all of these are timeless.
[McClane tries to call up police]
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
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