Famous Movie Quotes!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
[McClane tries to call up police]
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

"nothing wosre than a 1000 year old twinkie" What do they put in these things anyway"

partially hyrdogenated vegetable oil, poly sorbate 60, yellow dye #5, everything a growing boy needs"

[Soul Reaper]

Star Wars

Darth Vader: He will join us or die, my master.

[Soul Reaper]

Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Darth Vader: No. I am your father.
Luke: No. That's not true. That's impossible.
Darth Vader: Search your feelings you know it to be true.
Luke: Nooooo. Nooooo.

[fe_lung]

Tell me, Jefe - would you say I have a <i>plethora</i> of pinatas?

[Soul Reaper]

Terminator

'I'll be back'

[Soul Reaper]

'Asta la vista, baby'

[academic punk]

Originally posted by academic punk
All right, Carmine, let's see if ya can guess this one...

"That you should see! What a 357 Magnum can do to a woman's pussy, that you should see!!"

Don't try to duck it, Rags. Every additional hint I've gotta give ya costs you another boot!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by academic punk
Don't try to duck it, Rags. Every additional hint I've gotta give ya costs you another boot!

"what I want my words to do"

errr something like that.

[academic punk]

Nothing yet? Need another hint?

"Just give me a second to get my glasses on. Okay...they're on."

[Soul Reaper]

Monty Python and The Holy Grail. (one of the funniest films I've ever seen)

Knights of Camelot: [singing] We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot
[solo]
Knights of Camelot: I have to push the pram a lot.

[Soul Reaper]

God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing.

[Soul Reaper]

God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

[Soul Reaper]

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: No, I'm not.

[Soul Reaper]

Black Knight: Have at you.
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look.
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.

[Soul Reaper]

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well she turned me into a newt.
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: ...I got better.
Crowd: BURN HER ANYWAY.