Poetry Corner

[Coyote]

A short one:

I know that from the correct angle of view
I look like a false Roger Daltrey
But looks aside, I plead this of you
don't tell me this ain't fuckin' poetry

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
I said poetry...not bile.:D

Oh c'mon RIKK! That's poetry in motion, of course, that motion is leaning over into your toilet and vomiting your guts out!

[pete]

Effervescing Elephant (Barrett)

An Effervescing Elephant
with tiny eyes and great big trunk
once whispered to the tiny ear
the ear of one inferior
that by next June he'd die, oh yeah!
because the tiger would roam.
The little one said: "Oh my goodness I must stay at home!
and every time I hear a growl
I'll know the tiger's on the prowl
and I'll be really safe, you know
the elephant he told me so."
Everyone was nervy, oh yeah!
and the message was spread
to zebra, mongoose, and the dirty hippopotamus
who wallowed in the mud and chewed
his spicy hippo-plankton food
and tended to ignore the word
preferring to survey a herd
of stupid water bison, oh yeah!
And all the jungle took fright,
and ran around for all the day and the night
but all in vain, because, you see,
the tiger came and said: "Who me?!
You know, I wouldn't hurt not one of you.
I'd much prefer something to chew
and you're all to scant." oh yeah!
He ate the Elephant

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Anfield stadium was the venue
And it was a victory for The Pool
We made those bastards from Chelsea
look just like some fools
To the final we go
We could knock down AC
We could murder PSV
It's as easy as could be
The Champions League!
Fuck, how 'bout that, laddy
We could do it
Unlike Chelsea, without a sugar daddy
L-I-V
E-R-P
Double O-L
Liverpool FC

[Jesterstar]

Jesterstar..........How did you Own me........Let me count the ways.

Once

Twice

Three Times Thy Hath Owned me yet the desire to own never fades.

It's dark so Dark in this owned shelter I made for myself.

Hath thou known of a Owning Such as this???

Surely thou be thy Owner grant me the Freedom of a common Slave.

Doth Nay Doth Nay.

Please define thy bitter Wench whom not release thy owned from Thyn SHACKELS...........

Owned...............Owned.




A Dramatic Interpertation of someone BEING OWNED BY JESTERSTAR

AUTHORED BY JESTERSTAR

[Rikk]

You need to do one about being banned by JESTERSTAR now.

[Jesterstar]

A DRAMATIC INTERPERTATION OF BEING BANNED BY JESTERSTAR


"Oh on a Summer Breeze I Dance Cross Thy Air Floating in my Joy,

But what is this..................Banished from my Favorite Toy,

Oh Roth Army show me who has forsaken me........................

Jesterstar..............No...............Jestersta r............Nooooooooo

I hush. I SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Doth Thou Sarge Forsaken Me.

JEsterstar Twas never Thine Webmaster but Now............He Banished Thou.

Oh WEap For Sorrow Unto the MORROW. UNTO THE MORROW!!!!!!!!!!!

PERHAPS TIS ALL A DREAM IT SEAMS.................PERHAPS TIS JUST A A LUCID NIGHTMARE.

My Toy of Joy Hath Been STrickith from my Veiw.

I drink this poison..............Because if you were owned by Jesterstar what would do.

[Stillwell]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
A DRAMATIC INTERPERTATION OF BEING BANNED BY JESTERSTAR


"Oh on a Summer Breeze I Dance Cross Thy Air Floating in my Joy,

But what is this..................Banished from my Favorite Toy,

Oh Roth Army show me who has forsaken me........................

Jesterstar..............No...............Jestersta r............Nooooooooo

I hush. I SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Doth Thou Sarge Forsaken Me.

JEsterstar Twas never Thine Webmaster but Now............He Banished Thou.

Oh WEap For Sorrow Unto the MORROW. UNTO THE MORROW!!!!!!!!!!!

PERHAPS TIS ALL A DREAM IT SEAMS.................PERHAPS TIS JUST A A LUCID NIGHTMARE.

My Toy of Joy Hath Been STrickith from my Veiw.

I drink this poison..............Because if you were owned by Jesterstar what would do.

Bravo.

[Rikk]

I gotta say, the BANNED poem by JEST made me piss my pants laughing. It was pretty brilliant.:D

[Jesterstar]

I really have some super talent.

[GAR]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
God of Fire

I am a hung-over, sick mountain,
Acne upon the land.
I am paradise’s Mr. Hyde,
And fireworks at night.
I am the planet’s turkey baster,
A thermometer within the Earth.
I can consume all that I see,
And preserve it throughout time.

GOOD G-d. After all these years you still make me horney!

LETS FUCK

[GAR]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
your flicking tongue lights my fire
your skills surpass all I desire
sensations running head to toe
my sweet juice begins to flow
touch me, taste me, as you please
my swollen pearl is yours to tease
you can sense just what I need
my climax building as you feed
ecstasy comes with rapid pace
my wetness dripping down your face

dripping with juice, throbbing with lust
another taste of you is a must
you feel so hard in my grip
I touch my tongue to your tip
to take it all, I open wide
in and out, I let it slide
anticipation at its peak
our final pleasure now we seek

I straddle you to take a wild ride
your pulsing thrusts push deep inside
you feel so good as in a dream
driving hard and deep until I scream
your throbbing’s intense, I feel inside
the bittersweet end of the ride
I quake again as you release
my crashing waves do not cease
you fill me with your streaming jet
here at last, our climax met

Goodness! I bet you'd have made a grate Milkmaid.

This is talent.

[GAR]

Ally_cat I'm going to have to evict you from my heart to pursue another Fewl in your stead - NorthernGirl.

She has surpassed you in lunacy. Sorry bout that.

[Jesterstar]

Oh so you guys like Sex poems???

Here is one about the JESTERSTAR SEX-SPIRENCE.


Midgets Swing From Bungee Cords Freely as you lay tied up and Oiled,
You don't know that your going to get out alive or deep fried and boiled,
The sound of Carnival Music Fills the Air as a Nightmare comes to be in Reality,
Penguins on Stilts and Bears on Unicycles come around your gravity,
The Fear Rises to a fevered pitch and then you notice the Submarine style Hatch to your Right,
The door opens and from there is exsposed your host for the night,
It's JESTERSTAR the Blender of Vagina's,
And when Jester gets done you'll wish noone would find ya,
For the Next 7 hours your drilled and poked and beaten with Midgets,
I mean time you fell in love and now your giving JESTERSTAR you bank account Digits,
Then you Orgazm like Niagara Falls,
Jesterstar is a true pimp makes you paint over the female cum stain all over his walls.

[pete]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Jesterstar..........How did you Own me........Let me count the ways.

Once

Twice

Three Times Thy Hath Owned me yet the desire to own never fades.

It's dark so Dark in this owned shelter I made for myself.

Hath thou known of a Owning Such as this???

Surely thou be thy Owner grant me the Freedom of a common Slave.

Doth Nay Doth Nay.

Please define thy bitter Wench whom not release thy owned from Thyn SHACKELS...........

Owned...............Owned.




A Dramatic Interpertation of someone BEING OWNED BY JESTERSTAR

AUTHORED BY JESTERSTAR

Oh God that is too funnnny