The Worst Pick Up Lines...That Actually Worked

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  • GAR
    Banned
    • Jan 2004
    • 10881
    #91
    "Can I get you a drunk?"

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      • Dan
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 12194
        #92
        I bet You Pick-up All the Guys Like That,GAR.
        First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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          • Sensible Shoes
            Full Member Status

            • Oct 2009
            • 4648
            #93
            Nope, want nothing to do with one I have to change, makeover, or take care of. Men come as is, with scratches and dents, no returns no refunds. Better be right up front, or just forget the whole thing.

            Oh dear.

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              • GAR
                Banned
                • Jan 2004
                • 10881
                #94
                Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                Men come as is
                It's nice to have an assist once in awhile, though!

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                  • Sensible Shoes
                    Full Member Status

                    • Oct 2009
                    • 4648
                    #95
                    oh bullcrap men hate to be "changed"

                    Oh dear.

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                      • GAR
                        Banned
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 10881
                        #96
                        That depends!

                        I mean really, some of us enjoy Depends.

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                          • ace diamond
                            Full Member Status

                            • Sep 2004
                            • 3863
                            #97
                            Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                            oh bullcrap men hate to be "changed"
                            yup.
                            no truer words have ever been said.
                            i hate it with an all consuming hellfire and sulfuric brimstone fueled passion.
                            Last edited by ace diamond; 11-14-2010, 07:03 AM.
                            Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                            When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                            "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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