The worst thing you have ever said to another person

[jackassrock]

To an ex...

Maybe I would fuck you if your pussy didn't smell like a fucking sewer.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by jackassrock
To an ex...

Maybe I would fuck you if your pussy didn't smell like a fucking sewer.

Ugh. Sewer crotch!

DLR7884

[academic punk]

The writer David Sedaris has a story about his younger brother called, "You Can't Kill the Rooster". He details in it how when he - David - was growing up his father's rule was "If you ever start smoking, I will dosown you". The family goes on to have five more children, and by the last one - his youngest brother - that was downgraded to "Please no smoking pot in the living room".

Anyhoo, there's a bit in there how the father's wife dies, and he's depressed, and says so at a family gathering. The youngest responds by saying, 'The past is gone, hoss. What you need to do now is get yourself some new motherfucking pussy and you'll be fine."

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Terry
Was smoking outside a bank. Exhaled, and apparently the smoke wafted towards a woman exiting the bank. She came over to me and started going off on me about it. Stood there smoking, listened to her seriously bitching at me about how I was inavding her personal space blah blah blah. Finished and put out the cigarette, then said, "Go eat a bowl of fuck, you cunt."

The look on her face was priceless. May sound harsh to some, but in my defense, she really WAS a cunt.

I hate the Tobacco Police.

"Its a form of pollution" they say, before getting into their car and driving away.