CHEF MAXIMUS' KITCHEN or THE OFFICIAL ROTHARMY COOKBOOK

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  • MAX
    Rotharmy Gladiator

    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 13001

    Originally posted by Dan
    Hello Max.

    Yes,Green Lip Mussels are The Best to use.Garlic Mussels are nice too.

    Max,seafood is all-round our Great Country.

    Seafood is great to build up your Muscles.

    Cockles are like wild around here Max,you are allowed betwwen 20 to 40 per person when going out to get them off the beach.
    What 'tis it with all of the names?

    Don't tell me that ALL of them come from New Zealand?

    Think about it?

    COCKles. Mussels and the John Dory fish? lmao!!!

    Seriously though, I fucking love cockles. I'm jealous. Gosh, I have to buy them for like 20 dollars a pound.
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    • Dan
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12194

      Yes all from N.Z.

      About the names,The Maori people were here first so We went with what the called them.

      Max,You will have to come down here one day and enjoy our seafood for yourself.

      I boil a pot of water and then put the cockles in until they are opened, then I make a sauce for them.
      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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      • MAX
        Rotharmy Gladiator

        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 13001

        Originally posted by Dan
        Yes all from N.Z.

        About the names,The Maori people were here first so We went with what the called them.

        Max,You will have to come down here one day and enjoy our seafood for yourself.

        I boil a pot of water and then put the cockles in until they are opened, then I make a sauce for them.
        It's a date.

        You and me, cockles, muscles, stripping down to our bras and panties and having a ticklefight... :p

        OOF!!! I think I've gone too far? lmao
        EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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        • Dan
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 12194

          Originally posted by MAX
          It's a date.

          You and me, cockles, muscles, stripping down to our bras and panties and having a ticklefight... :p

          OOF!!! I think I've gone too far? lmao
          Bring plenty of SunScreen for the beach.

          Bring your Togs and it's a date.

          BBQ on The Beach,fine looking kiwi Ladies and a Keg or two of Beer to wash down the seafood.
          First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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          • Panamark
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 17161

            Hairy Bearded Clams, with Kiwi white sauce, DAN THE MAN STYLE !!


            ORRRIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!
            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
            Love ya Mary Frances!

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            • Panamark
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 17161

              Must heat them first, until they open up !!

              You sneaky devil, Dan.. these are good tips, Im writing
              this shit down !!!

              (Are we talking about cooking ??)
              BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
              Love ya Mary Frances!

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              • Dan
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 12194

                Originally posted by Panamark
                Must heat them first, until they open up !!

                You sneaky devil, Dan.. these are good tips, Im writing
                this shit down !!!

                (Are we talking about cooking ??)
                LOL

                Yes the cooking.
                First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                • blonddgirl777
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Mar 2005
                  • 5805

                  I might have written that one before but since I think it's a real good one for the majority here...

                  Beer Chicken;

                  Cut in cubes, some chicken breasts and boil them in beer until cooked right but not to much.
                  Serve with white rice.

                  Seriously!

                  I've never been that great of a cook but my husband saw me as a real chef, the first time I pulled that one.
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                  • diamondsgirl
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 7563

                    Originally posted by Dan
                    Hello Max.

                    Yes,Green Lip Mussels are The Best

                    Max prefers green lipstick...actually aquamarine is his fav...and it looks great with his eyes...:D
                    “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                    • Little Texan
                      Full Member Status

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 4579

                      Bacon Wrapped Stuffed Anaheims

                      Original Recipe

                      10 or more fresh anaheim peppers
                      8 oz. pkg Mexican cheese blend
                      1 pkg thick sliced bacon
                      2-3 small jalapeno peppers, sliced
                      1 pkg Philadelphia cream cheese
                      1/2 stick real butter
                      vegetable oil
                      toothpicks

                      Roast peppers in pan under broiler until skin is blackened and ready to peel. Peel skin from peppers, cut stem end off and remove seeds. Set aside. In a skillet melt butter, add jalapeno slices, and saute until soft, about 3-4 minutes. Drain butter from jalapenos and set aside. In a bowl, place cream cheese, a few handfuls of the cheese blend, and the sauteed jalapenos. Stir and blend well. With a spoon, scoop the cheese mixture and stuff the anaheims. Wrap each anaheim with a slice of bacon, and place toothpicks through peppers to hold bacon on. Close open ends with toothpicks. Heat oil in skillet and fry stuffed peppers until bacon is nearly crispy. Remove from oil, remove toothpicks, and serve. Delicious!

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                      • Seshmeister
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Oct 2003
                        • 35379

                        Originally posted by MAX
                        For the buns, there's a "trick" my grandmother always used to "toast" them. Just spread mayo over the buns, put them face down and grill them. Might sound weird and/or gross but believe me, it flavors the fuck outa the buns and toasts them perfectly.
                        It does sound weird. I might give it a go though.

                        When I do fajitas I never use the sauces you are meant to. I think a lot of the commercial sun dried tomato you get here at least are pretty shit. If you are short of time much better to use a tomato and garlic pasta sauce and tart it up with lime and fresh coriander.

                        I never have any time these days.

                        I was cooking for 7 at the weekend and did great fajitas in 15 minutes.

                        Got pre diced chicken breast, pre chopped onions. Threw some tumeric over the chicken, fried it. Chucked in the onions, some green peppars and mushrooms. Squeezed 2 limes cut length ways for the juice. Handful of fresh coriander. I then let it reduce with a jar of tomato and garlic pasta sauce and a little water.

                        Served it with pre grated cheese, tortillas, salsa and creme freche. Everyone seemed to think it was great and as I said 15 minutes in the kitchen so no wasted drinking time.

                        I used to spend 4 hours cooking shit when people came around, nowadays I can't be bothered. Best option is just to cheat. If it tastes good it's good.

                        Cheers!

                        Last edited by Seshmeister; 07-31-2006, 11:56 PM.

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                        • Seshmeister
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Oct 2003
                          • 35379

                          Jesus I'm getting gayer by the minute but if you are going to use mayo remember that you can get the low fat stuff which is 1/10th the fat and tastes pretty much the same. Sour cream has the same amount of fat as full cream so use reduced fat creme freche. It tastes the same especially if you are drinking.

                          Don't waste calories on non alcoholic products...

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                          • Seshmeister
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Oct 2003
                            • 35379

                            I've got a few of these.

                            I should write a book.

                            15 minute tasty recipes that allow you to drink like fuck without becoming a fat bastard.

                            Anyone know a publisher?

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                            • Seshmeister
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Oct 2003
                              • 35379

                              Originally posted by blonddgirl777
                              I might have written that one before but since I think it's a real good one for the majority here...

                              Beer Chicken;

                              Cut in cubes, some chicken breasts and boil them in beer until cooked right but not to much.
                              Serve with white rice.

                              Seriously!

                              I've never been that great of a cook but my husband saw me as a real chef, the first time I pulled that one.
                              Sounds too good to be true.

                              Boiled chicken and white rice? Prison food...? Maybe he's just being polite.

                              Hmm...
                              Last edited by Seshmeister; 08-01-2006, 12:18 AM.

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                              • Dan
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 12194

                                Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                                Max prefers green lipstick...actually aquamarine is his fav...and it looks great with his eyes...:D
                                LOL.:D
                                First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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