Rate That Turd

[Golden AWe]

This is the thread where you come after you've taken a SHITE.

Perfect waste of time for those of us who are at work, or those who kill their freetime in front of the computer...but then you had to go, and after the session, you come back here and RATE THAT TURD.

Also, if you have some grate or unforgettable memories about pooping at a wrong place, tell it here. What is the oddest place where you had to go, number two?

I had a sour stomach this morning and it was a really soft one. Rating from 4-10,

7 for the smell (pretty fuckin' bad)
8 for the color (semi-yellow)
8 for the relievance. (the morning glory)

Who said I only start shitty threads?

RATE THAT TURD!!!

PS. Women don't shit.

[Golden AWe]

Nobody gives a shit about this thread?

[Anonymous]

The 'best' turds are those on Sunday mornings. Well, afternoons. But it's morning to me. ESPECIALLY if you had a 'bit' of red wine. They have to be rated:

9 for the smell (awful, sickening sour-sweet smell)
9 for the color (black, totally black)
9 for the relievance (you do feel a lot better afterwards...)

As for the strangest place to ever take a dump at, that would be the Coliseum... yep, the one in Rome. At 1 am. Any italians here? :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[Golden AWe]

GRATE!!!

Can't wait for my next one...

[Last_Child]

Hmm...

3. smell...Nothing much, actually.
6. Brown...
7. Pheew

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Last_Child
Hmm...

3. smell...Nothing much, actually.
6. Brown...
7. Pheew

Go into details, please... what caused it? At what time? While this may be a sghitty thread, let's have a bit of class posting here none the less. Not just post paddin'.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Golden AWe]

people - eat much, poop well!

[Last_Child]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Go into details, please... what caused it? At what time? While this may be a sghitty thread, let's have a bit of class posting here none the less. Not just post paddin'.

Cheers! :bottle:

Details?

ehh...

Caused By some Taco & Ice Cream For desert..

Heavy Taco.
Late Dinner, Me Hungry.

[Redballjets88]

you need a rating for size...i mean come on massive shits are bonus points or sumthing

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
you need a rating for size...i mean come on massive shits are bonus points or sumthing

Especially if you're over at a girl's house!

[Redballjets88]

yeah...one time i had a wrap around....one that was so long it wrapped around the circumfrence of the bowl...and i was like 8

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
yeah...one time i had a wrap around....one that was so long it wrapped around the circumfrence of the bowl...and i was like 8

That's pretty impressive for a kid that young!

[floyd95]

took a massive shit at my brothers house as i always do when i go over there

left it in the toilet for him to see later

7 smell - average shit smell really
7 color - nice brown log
10 relevance - relevant b/c my brother likes sammy hagar and deserved it

oh i guess that's relievance ummm i guess a 10 b/c i was holding it until i got to his house

[floyd95]

sister-in-law actually found it later

called my bro a fat, disgusting pig

classic

[Bandit02]

Originally posted by floyd95
sister-in-law actually found it later

called my bro a fat, disgusting pig

classic

I am glad to see I am not the only one that has ever done that. I was having an argument withan ex- gf and left one for her! She was pissed off for a month.. To top it off it stopped up the toilet in her apartment. That night I gave birth to a bouncing brown baby punkin!