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  • Golden AWe
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 34245
    #31
    Originally posted by blonddgirl777
    Anyways...
    Guys always like to beleive that!



    Does it mean girls are permanantly constipated?
    nooo...you eat so little, like half of an apple and a glass of water per day, right?

    hahahaha
    Originally posted by Cato
    Golden, why are you FAT?
    Originally posted by lesfunk
    Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
    http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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      • blonddgirl777
        ROCKSTAR

        • Mar 2005
        • 5805
        #32
        Originally posted by Golden AWe
        nooo...you eat so little, like half of an apple and a glass of water per day, right?

        hahahaha
        Call me a pig, but I eat the whole apple... and a glass of water...

        It's true, guys get to go more often and with so much more intensity!
        Eew!
        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
        Originally posted by Nitro Express
        ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
        Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
        [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
        Originally posted by VanHalener
        ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
        Originally posted by FORD
        ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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          • Golden AWe
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 34245
            #33
            when I think of you "pig" is not on the list of the words that come to my mind...
            Originally posted by Cato
            Golden, why are you FAT?
            Originally posted by lesfunk
            Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
            http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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              • Thorman
                Commando
                • Apr 2005
                • 1178
                #34
                Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                The 'best' turds are those on Sunday mornings. Well, afternoons. But it's morning to me. ESPECIALLY if you had a 'bit' of red wine. They have to be rated:

                9 for the smell (awful, sickening sour-sweet smell)
                9 for the color (black, totally black)
                9 for the relievance (you do feel a lot better afterwards...)

                As for the strangest place to ever take a dump at, that would be the Coliseum... yep, the one in Rome. At 1 am. Any italians here? :D

                Your whacked...go back and listen to Stand Up!! That is such a classic song!!

                BAM

                Cheers! :bottle:
                http://www.topthat.net/webrock/sounds/bamm.wav

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                  • superdave
                    Sniper
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 779
                    #35
                    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                    Next time try leaving a "top shelf" behind.

                    Go in the tank.

                    Everytime they flush, the water will get a little dirtier, and they'll never figure out why.

                    Fun all around !!!:D
                    Great idea, will have to try that sometime at my sister's house...

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