RIKK's Bachelor Party thread!!!!!!!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
He caught the flu from his 13th wife, Gracie.

What a pussy.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by academic punk
I noticed you only commented on Cath's ladies. I can't see how oyu possibly overlooked the one I brought along...(I mean, really, I don't know how ANYONE could "OVERLOOK" her!!!)

I agree!
Did Jonah not see the whale?
Did Richard Harris not see Orca?

Man the harpoons, she's gettin' to close to the beach.....

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Rikk
Yeah, whoever that weird-looking dude next to our girl was, he wasn't bitten by the handsome bug. What a weird-looking fucking guy. But PUSSYLICKER next to him...WOW! Let's just stay my ceiling was perpinDICKular to my manhood for many a night with that printout in hand...

Two things, a thumb tac and a step ladder.

You can't double fist it if she isn't pinned to the cieling.

[academic punk]

THAR SHE BLOWS!!!

(maybe that's what REALLY happened to MAX. Flu, my foot. That whale sat on his face in the throes of passion...snapped his cervical spine into POWDER)

[Cathedral]

A thought just hit me.
If i ever have the honor of entering y'all's homes, i'm not touching your computer..........or even sitting in your 'puter chair.

Every man who browses porn has converted their pc area into Wanking Central.....and THAT'S a FACT.....

Don't even try to deny it, lol.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Rikk
:p

Great minds think alike.

Indeed they do, indeed they do.....

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Did Richard Harris not see Orca?

:p

And I thought I was the ONLY person on Earth that remembers that movie!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
A thought just hit me.
If i ever have the honor of entering y'all's homes, i'm not touching your computer..........or even sitting in your 'puter chair.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA!@!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Two things, a thumb tac and a step ladder.

You can't double fist it if she isn't pinned to the cieling.

PUSSYLICKER's inspiration provides for no need for double-fisting...

(my god, I can't believe what I'm typing)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
A thought just hit me.
If i ever have the honor of entering y'all's homes, i'm not touching your computer..........or even sitting in your 'puter chair.

Every man who browses porn has converted their pc area into Wanking Central.....and THAT'S a FACT.....

Don't even try to deny it, lol.

I have a rag dispenser on the wall next to me, and my monitor doubles as a lube dispenser...second-button next to the POWER switch.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Rikk
:p

And I thought I was the ONLY person on Earth that remembers that movie!

Bo Derek, man, Bo Derek..............*slurp*

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Rikk
PUSSYLICKER's inspiration provides for no need for double-fisting...

(my god, I can't believe what I'm typing)

I can't believe it either, so stop it, lol.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Rikk
I have a rag dispenser on the wall next to me, and my monitor doubles as a lube dispenser...second-button next to the POWER switch.

Get a patent, and don't infringe on my keyboard cover market...

[Redballjets88]

ill be the beer run guy yano when all the adults are drinking the kid that is told numerous time "hey go get me a beer" and while the kid gets beers he sneaks like 10 for himself and gets hammered too

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Get a patent, and don't infringe on my keyboard cover market...

Yes, but what would one call such a product?

HP's COMPUTER MONITOR AND JIZZ-ASSISTANCE DISPENSER?