RIKK's Bachelor Party thread!!!!!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
ill be the beer run guy yano when all the adults are drinking the kid that is told numerous time "hey go get me a beer" and while the kid gets beers he sneaks like 10 for himself and gets hammered too

Great scene in DAZED AND CONFUSED that reminds me of what you just wrote...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Bo Derek, man, Bo Derek..............*slurp*

Didn't she get her leg bitten off?

Actually, though I haven't seen it for over ten years, I remember that movie having some cool parts. I think Harris was really good in it.

[Redballjets88]

i love that movie

[FORD]

Originally posted by academic punk
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!

(maybe that's what REALLY happened to MAX. Flu, my foot. That whale sat on his face in the throes of passion...snapped his cervical spine into POWDER)

Dunno about that.... 13 wives would be enough to wear any man down. I don't know how Max's Great Great Great Great Grandaddy Brigham Young managed with 27 of 'em :eek:

[Rikk]

13 wives, huh? I figured after 12, he would have married two more at the same time to avoid having an unlucky wife...you know, the kind that burns dinner or ruins the other wives' orgasms, etc.

[Redballjets88]

my 13th husband is great

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
my 13th husband is great

:confused:

Are you a chick now?

[Matt White]

That's the Alcohol talking.........


Cut 'em off CARL!!!!

[Nickdfresh]

Double the pron.

[Matt White]

Ahhhhh....what's a party without Pron?!?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by academic punk
Oy, Bob! I got the police on the phone and they're asking to speak wiht ya!

Apparently they just found Bill outside by the dumpster, covered in fecal matter and he's listed you as next of kin!

Awww, shit.

Litterally.

[Bill Lumbergh]

I see the quality of the threads has gone up in the last week . Bob, what did the doctor say about your infection?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I see the quality of the threads has gone up in the last week . Bob, what did the doctor say about your infection?

Um...that seriously depends on who told you what... :confused:

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I see the quality of the threads has gone up in the last week . Bob, what did the doctor say about your infection?

How the hell are ya' LUMBERGH? Been slacking by doing stupid, worthless things like, oh...working and spending precious time with your family?

[Rikk]

I know. "I have to be with my family." I mean, get your priorities straight. Talking at a message board with a bunch of immature morons about why other morons are actually farm animals...that's more important.

I say you just quit work and leave your family and hole up in a hotel room so you can be at the Rotharmy 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Sound good, WILLIAM?