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  • Dr. Love
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7833

    #16
    this should help you out next time zombie jesus...

    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

    http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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    • GAR
      Banned
      • Jan 2004
      • 10881

      #17
      Originally posted by Jesus Christ
      uh huh...

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      • FORD
        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

        • Jan 2004
        • 58794

        #18
        Well, we already knew GAyR was going to Hell, but I'd bet that calling our Lord & Savior a "jackass" will get him there even sooner.

        I kinda feel sorry for Satan, knowing he'll have Hell's library forever polluted.
        Eat Us And Smile

        Cenk For America 2024!!

        Justice Democrats


        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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        • hambon4lif
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Jun 2004
          • 2810

          #19
          There are no computer privileges in the library of Hell...that means 'no Google' either. Imagine that...the "Clay Aiken" wannabe...helpless and clueless in the afterlife.

          That would be a choice day to throw a party!

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35199

            #20
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            • conmee
              ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
              • Mar 2003
              • 1945

              #21
              Sweet Christ, this is my new anthem for the month of April!!!

              Oooh! I like 'em scrambled!

              I think every 80s hair band cliche was covered in this tune...

              That is all.

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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35199

                #22

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                • Hardrock69
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 21888

                  #23
                  The difference between Jebus and a picture of Jebus?


                  It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jebus.

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                  • Jesus Christ
                    Veteran
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 2428

                    #24
                    That wasn't funny, My son.

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                    • Lqskdiver
                      Sniper
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 763

                      #25
                      One thing I've noticed is that Jesus does not look Jewish.





                      Seems like his likeness has been modified over time. Wonder what he'll look like 2000 years from now.

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                      • Jesus Christ
                        Veteran
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 2428

                        #26
                        Thou hast pictured the Mormon Jesus. They don't seem to like My Jewish roots. Oy......

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                        • Lqskdiver
                          Sniper
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 763

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Jesus Christ
                          Thou hast pictured the Mormon Jesus. They don't seem to like My Jewish roots. Oy......
                          Well the "roots" in your avatar also seem to be showing.

                          And is that a nose job i detect?

                          My guess is there's a reason you had Luke as your apostle, since he was a doctor.

                          Nip/Tuck anyone?

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                          • Golden AWe
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 34245

                            #28
                            Only Rising I believe in was made by Rainbow...
                            Originally posted by Cato
                            Golden, why are you FAT?
                            Originally posted by lesfunk
                            Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                            http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                            • conmee
                              ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 1945

                              #29
                              My Jesus always looked like Matthew McConaughey but with a beard, longer hair, and usually had a shirt on (except during crucifixtion)...

                              That is all.

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                              E.U.A.S. - "The Feng Shui in the House That Roth Built!"

                              R.I.P. - Douglas Hitchens, Jr. aka Hitch1969 aka Supermodel Doug et al... 1-23-2017

                              "It is possible to OverGap©®™" - Sesh©®™, 5-8-2013

                              "A reacharound doesn't need to be gay." - Sesh©®™, 1-18-2012

                              "If we are going to have ex mods posting cocks can they at least be a manageable size." - Sesh©®™, 8-24-2011

                              "For the love of jive, have a waborita and chill out." - Hitchman©®™, 5-18-2004

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                              • Seshmeister
                                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                • Oct 2003
                                • 35199

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Lqskdiver
                                Seems like his likeness has been modified over time. Wonder what he'll look like 2000 years from now.

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