Who ?Else is Not Watching the Shit-Fest None as The Oscars.

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by MAX
Hey now...

He's the gladiator, man. :p

Like Troy, Gladiator was more soft pore girl porn than a good historical movie.

[Nickdfresh]

True, they fucked up the ILLIAD in "boy-Troy."

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Like Troy, Gladiator was more soft pore girl porn than a good historical movie.

Troy was steeped in Mythology. It'd have been grate if they blasted "Achilles Last Stand" when the credits' rolled.

[Terry]

Originally posted by MAX
Matt Dillon's a fuckin' stud. Wish that dude would've won cos Crash was stellar. I've always liked Dillon goin' back to The Outsiders (killer flick) and My Bodyguard.

John Stewart's pretty funny too. I lmao @ the Cheney joke.

That gay cowboy western spoof was hilarious.

Yep. Dillon has been in a lot of flicks I've liked over the years. For some reason, the perception of him isn't as a serious actor, but he's had a long and varied career...going way back to Over The Edge right up until today.

I really don't think PS Hoffman is all that great as a rule, although I didn't see Capote...and have no interest in doing so. Subject matter doesn't capture my interest.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Like Troy, Gladiator was more soft pore girl porn than a good historical movie.

Sorry but I missed "Troy" Sesh.

Gladiator was a stellar fuckin' flick.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
True, they fucked up the ILLIAD in "boy-Troy."

"Adaptation" doesn't even begin to cover it.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Terry
Yep. Dillon has been in a lot of flicks I've liked over the years. For some reason, the perception of him isn't as a serious actor, but he's had a long and varied career...going way back to Over The Edge right up until today.

As I said prior, Matt Dillon 'tis a fuckin' studly hunk 'o manliness. lmao

Seriously, I think he's a stellar fuckin' actor.

I cannot remember the name of it but there was one movie he did with Danny Glover where he played a homeless schizophrenic that was an awesome performance.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by MAX
Sorry but I missed "Troy" Sesh.

Gladiator was a stellar fuckin' flick.

TROY is a worthy film, but they seriously turn a great War story into the typical Hollywood love-story...

I thought it was well done on the whole though...

GLADIATOR, same thing. They played around with Roman history and reinvented it completely into some US Revolutionary War bullshit...

[Terry]

Sometimes Aniston can look good viewed from the right angle (i.e. the top of her head at waist-level)...

But other times she's got that fuckin' beak and just doesn't look that special...although she looked okay when Friends first got on the air...

...She's kinda like Sarah Jessica Parker for me in that respect...like, I thought she was butt-ugly when she was younger, then she got totally hot in the late 1980s/early 1990s, from about LA Story to Striking Distance, but since then she's just gotten mong (ugly).

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
TROY is a worthy film, but they seriously turn a great War story into the typical Hollywood love-story...

I thought it was well done on the whole though...

I thought they did a decent job of cleaning up Achilles' handiwork.


The whole Gods' interloping wasn't even mentioned.

[Nickdfresh]

Exactly...

And ACHILLES even made it into Troy aboard the Trojan horse. And was unambiguously heterosexual...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Terry
Sometimes Aniston can look good viewed from the right angle (i.e. the top of her head at waist-level)...

But other times she's got that fuckin' beak and just doesn't look that special...although she looked okay when Friends first got on the air...

...She's kinda like Sarah Jessica Parker for me in that respect...like, I thought she was butt-ugly when she was younger, then she got totally hot in the late 1980s/early 1990s, from about LA Story to Striking Distance, but since then she's just gotten mong (ugly).

She's better looking than SARAH JESSICA PARKER, but much less interesting for me...

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Exactly...

And ACHILLES even made it into Troy aboard the Trojan horse. And was unambiguously heterosexual...

Hahahaha!!!!

There's the tamer of horses!

[rustoffa]

It's time to re-think the milf-hollywood-monte crisco.

Anyone else think Lily Tomlin and Meryl Streep looked hot?

[Nickdfresh]

Actually, I was thinking the same thing...