Who ?Else is Not Watching the Shit-Fest None as The Oscars.

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Everyone says my wife looks like Reese Witherspoon. It would be a real bonus if she made Reese's money.

You sure they didn't say Tim Witherspoon?

[Seshmeister]

Wow it's cheesy this year...

[twonabomber]

it's really dragging, too. if they're going to do the five past winners blowing sunshine up the ass of this year's nominees for every category, it's gonna be a long show.

[Seshmeister]

Yeah that was horrendous.

Did Steve Martin do a funny line a couple of awards back?

That must be the first in 10 years...

[DLR7884]

Horrible show.

DLR7884
As usual.

[Seshmeister]

Summed up by Jackman stopping at Pitt and Jolie and saying 'I don't have a joke for you.'

How fucking difficult is it to come up with a joke about those freaks?

"And Angelina Jolie was in 'The Changeling'.

I imagine that wasn't hard work for her, considering that half the kids she's got aren't hers anyway."

Not rocket surgery...

[FORD]

Heath Ledger won. No surprise there. Awards shows always like the recently dead. Gotta wonder if anyone in the "academy" would have given a shit otherwise.

[DLR7884]

Heath Ledger won. No surprise there. Awards shows always like the recently dead. Gotta wonder if anyone in the "academy" would have given a shit otherwise.

Why even try to build up suspense for that one?

DLR7884
He was obviously going to win.

[Baby's On Fire]

Mickey Rourke was ROBBED!!

Sean Penn won for his portrayal of Gay Hagar Fan.........

Such bullshit. I like Sean Penn....but Mickey shoulda won hands down.

[Terry]

Does anyone even care anymore?

The Oscars come at the tail-end of about 80 billion various award shows, all for the benefit of the entertainment industry to stick their heads between their legs, queef, then remark "gee, my twat-farts smell great!!"

I should think the oversized paychecks these actors get for participating in what these days are mostly formulaic, shite movies would be enough in terms of self-gratification.

[Baby's On Fire]

Mickey didn't get paid for the movie....and he worked his fucking nuts off for 7 months actually becoming a wrestler.

He shoulda won period. He sweeped every other awards show, why not the Oscars?

Cuz they had to award it to Sean Penn playing a poofter. That's why.

Welcome to Hollywood.

[FORD]

Get over yourself, homophobe.....

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[DLR7884]

Get over yourself, homophobe.....

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No shit, shut the fuck up already.

DLR7884
What the fuck does he care about gay marriage?

[thome]

Every movie Pen has ever been in.. he has played a Drunken/Junkie , Gay , Retarded, Molester Monster, all at the same time...... this latest one he is just more so.

See: Fast Times and everything to the latest...

Usually he augments his movies with -A+- world wide tour of Loud Mother Fukking Mouthed BS, that in his sick head he thinks -us underlings-... need to survive.

I will never forget him in that -Rubber Raft- built for two with a pistol (the cops confiscated) trolling around New Orleans after Katrina... yelling at Bushes Helicopter for justice for the Black Man...lol

Now it's -Justice for the Gays- ...... opertunistic Cont ..of the highest order.

[diamondsgirl]

I hadnt seen any of the movies nominated, I only watched to see them "remember" Heath. I thought it was cool that his family accepted the award for him.

I guess he wasn't included in the "In memorial" portion because he died before Feb. 1, 2008.

I assume he was included last year, but I missed it.

I also like seeing all the pretty dresses....good for Penelope for wearing a vintage gown. It was like 60 years old or something. that is very cool, IMO.