This Thread Has No Purpose...

[Nitro Express]

[indeedido]

[VanHalener]

This question was just posed to me, and I am having difficulty making a choice because I would...
Well anyway,

a.


or

b.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

c. both

next

[VanHalener]

Fort VanHalener has but two rules...

Turn it up

&

Turn that shite up louder.


~and knowing is half the battle~

[VanHalener]

I am going to call Ace Diamond for some classic entertainment.

Any message for him?

[SunisinuS]

I am going to call Ace Diamond for some classic entertainment.

Any message for him?

Does he still have that 20$ he owes me?

[Dan]

I am going to call Ace Diamond for some classic entertainment.

Any message for him?

Tell Him To Get A Really Hairy Dog Up Him.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I am going to call Ace Diamond for some classic entertainment.

Any message for him?

don't pee into the wind

[VanHalener]

I'm gonna call Ace right now.

Please stand by...

[VanHalener]

Negative contact. The answering machine did not pick up, so I believe Mr Rock Star is on the other line.
~Please stand by~

[Dan]

ACE Couldnt Come To the Phone As he Needs To take The Dog Outside

[Dan]

What Time Is It?

Van Halen Time.

Put The Needle On The Record.

[Dan]

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[VanHalener]

Ace knows my cell and house #. I still have to break that nutjob from calling our house so freagin' late at night. He knows it's three in the morning here, but that's not important; Ace needs to Phuck with VanHalener.