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[VanHalener]

I borrowed two gigantic speakers with bad attitudes tonight.
Can you hear the jams coming from my pad, Holmes?
Can you hear it?!

[VanHalener]

I turned it up for ya.

Can you hear this shit now?

~OWWWWWWW YEAH~

[hideyoursheep]

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[hideyoursheep]

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[VanHalener]

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[Candy Girl]

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I'll give him one thing, he's got stamina!

[standin]

That is a scary looking pumpkin!
Here is something to add to the scary!
This piano is going to haunt my nightmares!
For real, so fascinating, yet so creepy...
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The scary robot piano has now robotized David!
The David Lee Roth Isolated Vocal Track Piano

second attempt (previously) to pay homage to Peter Ablinger's amazing speaking piano!

The sounds you're hearing are Diamond Dave's singing/emoting transformed into MIDI events and played back with a piano sound. None of the original sound is mixed in -- any words (or woos or growls) you might hear are a product of the analysis-resynthesis process, with your brain filling in the missing details.

Enjoy!
The David Lee Roth Isolated Vocal Track Piano | MeFi Music

[standin]

Australian man spends 12 hours up tree as crocs circle

Tue Oct 20, 3:20 am ET
SYDNEY (AFP) – An Australian man Tuesday described spending 12 hours clinging to a tree branch "like a koala bear" as crocodiles circled beneath him after his boat ran aground in the country's north.

Stan Martell said he climbed the tree after he fell asleep while out on a boat on the crocodile-infested Lynne River in the north of Western Australia state, and awoke to find the boat jammed under a tree and filled with water.

Martell said he spent Friday night in fear that the tree branch would break.

"I crawled up as high as I could, and just sat there like a koala bear all night," he told national broadcaster ABC.

He said he was "a bit wary about the crocs. I saw two crocs right where I was, one was a big one, and one was about 10 foot (three metres).

"I didn't want to go swimming anywhere, so I just sat there watching my boat and thinking, I can't believe this has just happened."

Martell said rescuers found him the next morning after he activated his satellite phone and emergency radio beacon.

Local police Sergeant John Kazandsis said while Martell only saw two crocodiles, "there would have been plenty more under the water."

[standin]

Just too trash a mix to put in music..... I like mixes and usually I defend the most basic of tries...

I am not sure who he is flipping off at the end of the video, himself or Dave?

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[VanHalener]

I'll give him one thing, he's got stamina!

I sure hope so pretty lady, because if he's going to try to count the number of times I have rocked my guts out to the mighty Van Halen he had better wake up and eat his freakin' Wheaties.

=VH=

~There Can Be Only One~

Mmmwaaaha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha

[VanHalener]

This is an incredible performance....WHEW!

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[Dan]

What A Great Song.

[Dan]

Cheers To All Of The Mother's Out There.

[VanHalener]

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[VanHalener]

This is my mechanic/friend, his old lady, and I in his garage at 2:30 am. I only caught the last moments on film. LMAO
Somewhere around 120 dB.
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