FPI Exclusive: Ally_Kat betrothed, eventually

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  • Funkmonkey

    #16
    The FPI has also learned that a one, bold Mystery Man has exhibited fixation for being amorously bitten on the lower lip.

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    • Susie Q
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 1523

      #17
      Oooooo I love a good mystery. Congrats Ally, and hears hoping you get all what you wish for.

      I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
      ~Susie Q 2009

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      • Ally_Kat
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7612

        #18
        tehehe...it's right before your eyes, guys
        Roth Army Militia

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        • lms2

          #19
          Congrats and all the happines in the world. Did you meet on this site? Was it love at first post? Did you guys just start arguing so much you decided you might as well be married? Okay, 200 lbs lf premium banannas!

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          • Ally_Kat
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 7612

            #20
            Yeah, we met here before the untimely demise of this beloved forum. Then we began chatting a lot on Vonnie's site back when we were hanging out there. This site came back up, and we just got closer to this point.

            Nawh, we don't argue at all. I honestly don't think I could be mad at him for too long. He's a real doll.
            Roth Army Militia

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            • lms2

              #21
              I dont get mad at people I like to argue with, its all fun..., anyway, enjoy.

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              • Funkmonkey

                #22
                The bidding is now up to 200lbs of premium grade bananas!

                eek! eeeeek! eeeeeeeeeeek!



                Here's another nugget before the truth is revealed about this Mystery Man who has promised his promise of eternal devotion to our very own Ally_Kat:

                The number 2 does not appear in his current age.

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                • Mr Grimsdale
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 9510

                  #23
                  hitch, jesterstar and now funkmonkey

                  somebody put that rock back!
                  Originally posted by flappo
                  i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                  Originally posted by Cato
                  translating your Japanese.


                  "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                  omae baka dana?

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                  • Funkmonkey

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
                    hitch, jesterstar and now funkmonkey

                    somebody put that rock back!
                    Ah, but the Mystery Man is neither Hitch, Jesterstar, Funkmonkey, nor...

                    Mr. Grimsdale.


                    Shamone! Heh Hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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                    • Funkmonkey

                      #25
                      But don't touch that rock!


                      ...you just don't know where that rock has been!






                      eek! eeeeeeek! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

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                      • Junyore Grades
                        Roadie
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 151

                        #26
                        Congrats Ally_kat!! May you and your man walk hand in hand on the pier at Coney Island. May you look deaply into each others eyes, wind blowing through your hair, pulse beating rapidly, knowing that forever is owned by you... or maybe go to the movies or something.
                        http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-...ertificate.jpg

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                        • Funkmonkey

                          #27
                          Ok, enough with the monkey business. I'll tell you who this Mystery Man is.



                          Ally's fiancé is FLAPPO.




                          Ok? There I said it.

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                          • Funkmonkey

                            #28
                            Flappy pulled off the world's most impossible maneuver:


                            He successfully cock blocked Hitch.

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                            • Junyore Grades
                              Roadie
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 151

                              #29
                              Damn! I was just going to guess Flappo.
                              http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-...ertificate.jpg

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                              • lionsfan

                                #30
                                Maybe it's drunk lionsfan...

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