The FPI has also learned that a one, bold Mystery Man has exhibited fixation for being amorously bitten on the lower lip.
FPI Exclusive: Ally_Kat betrothed, eventually
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Yeah, we met here before the untimely demise of this beloved forum. Then we began chatting a lot on Vonnie's site back when we were hanging out there. This site came back up, and we just got closer to this point.
Nawh, we don't argue at all. I honestly don't think I could be mad at him for too long. He's a real doll.Roth Army MilitiaComment
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The bidding is now up to 200lbs of premium grade bananas!
eek! eeeeek! eeeeeeeeeeek!
Here's another nugget before the truth is revealed about this Mystery Man who has promised his promise of eternal devotion to our very own Ally_Kat:
The number 2 does not appear in his current age.Comment
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hitch, jesterstar and now funkmonkey
somebody put that rock back!Originally posted by flappo
i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs
Originally posted by Cato
translating your Japanese.
"Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."
omae baka dana?Comment
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Congrats Ally_kat!! May you and your man walk hand in hand on the pier at Coney Island. May you look deaply into each others eyes, wind blowing through your hair, pulse beating rapidly, knowing that forever is owned by you... or maybe go to the movies or something.Comment
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