Playboy won't pay for Britney

[Matt White]

http://www.styledash.com/2007/09/17/playboy-wont-pay-for-britney/

LOL Even PLAYBOY has standards!!!:p



If her embarrassing performance at the VMAs was any sort of indication of Britney Spears' future success then I think we can all say that a star has fallen. Should you need any tangible evidence of her decline, consider her latest PR disaster.

The National Ledger reports that Playboy is only willing to shell out $400,000 to have Spears pose nude for a magazine feature. Britney insists that she won't take off her clothes for less than seven figures, a sum that has been scoffed at by editor/founder/whatever Hugh Hefner.

Boffo! Can we all just agree that this is good news?

Seriously, we've seen all there is to see of Britney Spears for free. The only thing Playboy could add to that is some air-brushing and good lighting, which would be a small improvement, but not enough to make up for the fact that no one out there wants to see that woman naked. (If I'm wrong about this, please let me know.)

You know that saying about how you can't put the toothpaste back into the tube? Well, I think that pretty much sums up Britney Spears.

[binnie]

Ouch!

Guess it's finally over - there is surely no comeback from this. When she loses her kids and is branded a bad mother, I just don't see how Brit will ever be a major shifter on CDs.

Pretty funny that even Playboy is turning its nose up at her tho'

Great find

[binnie]

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[binnie]

It's Britney bitch!

[bru87tr]

playboys offer is about right for a chick who had a kid and isnt a virgin shoot anymore. nothing is the same after a kid.

not to mention her body isnt anywhere near what it was before she had the kid.

lights out!!!

[binnie]

They should still pay damnit!

I still wanna see all the goods, regardless of what condition they're in!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by binnie
They should still pay damnit!

I still wanna see all the goods, regardless of what condition they're in!

Binnie, Binnie, Binnie...

Just how many sick, twisted perverts like you are there?

Certainly not enough for Hugh to pay Britney seven digits.

And the other sick, twisted perverts like you - like me, for instance - will just download the photos from the internet, out of morbid curiosity - with very little effort, because I'm so sure the photos would turn up in the underground at least 6 months before they hit the stands I'd be willing to bet me arse on it (a very dangerous bet, I know, but the risks of losing it are, at worst, minimal) - rather than PAYING for them.

Cuntsider all this. Hugh's not THAT stupid.

Cheers! :bottle:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by bru87tr
... nothing is the same after a kid...

Now wait a minute Mister!

NOT everyone is a lazy ass porker like she is...
She could have bounced back to her old self in a minute... hell I did, and I'm almost twice her age!

She did let go of herself and ruined her career by doing the Paris/Lohan and cie. bullshit.
I say good for her!

What I hate the most about her is the way she treats her kids...
She gets what she diserves!

[blonddgirl777]

Question;

Nowadays, with all the internet access to nudity, erotism and porn... who needs Playboy?

I always hated Playboy because Hefner is a racist pig who shows that women never look good enough as they are... he glamorizes the exagerated touch-ups on bimbos that ALL look the same!

It's getting old... as that old fart!

[BITEYOASS]

I've always like Penthouse better anyway. Anyway, Britney has only one road to take now, the one down over to HUSTLER! Hell I bet Larry Flynt has had a contract with her name on it; having locked it in a vault ever since she became legal. :D

[binnie]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Question;

Nowadays, with all the internet access to nudity, erotism and porn... who needs Playboy?

That's a good question. I suppose that there's a difference between looking at something of a screen and looking at something of paper.

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

I NEVER thought Brittany was hot. I always thought that she was average, at best. I wouldn't have dated her, based on her looks.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by binnie
That's a good question. I suppose that there's a difference between looking at something of a screen and looking at something of paper.

O.K., I understand... :p


I always said about posing for Playboy that besides having your whole family seing you naked and embarassing your parents (maybe), the worst thing would be to know that you could be laying there, in some strange guy's bathroom with goo all over your face!

EEeeeeewwwww!

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
O.K., I understand... :p


I always said about posing for Playboy that besides having your whole family seing you naked and embarassing your parents (maybe), the worst thing would be to know that you could be laying there, in some strange guy's bathroom with goo all over your face!

EEeeeeewwwww!

LOL!! That IS disgusting. I guess some girls get off on the thought of that though.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by TAKIN WHISKEY
LOL!! That IS disgusting. I guess some girls get off on the thought of that though.

Yes. it must be flattering, thinking that America is masturbating on your case but to me, there are limits...
I would hate to be taken for a toilet!