Contractually Obligated Birthday Thread

[LoungeMachine]

Birthday threads are Ghey, we know.....

But before signing on as a Mod, one Guitar Shark, our resident Attorney at Large, requested [demanded] that 1 [one] birthday thread dedicated to his honor be placed in Non no less than once per anum.

We have now fulfilled that obligation.

If you don't wish to see further litigation befall this fine site, please pass along your Birthday Wishes to the douche......


Happy Beerday, Counselor.

[FORD]

Be it hereby acknowledged that party of the first part wishes party of the second part a Happy Beerday, but shall not be held liable for any arrests or damages resulting from said Beerday celebrations or activities.

[knuckleboner]

just remember that the song "happy birthday" is licensed by ASCAP, so no singing! (well, unless GS represents you on an hourly basis, in which case, sing away...)

[Coyote]

I'll skip the technical mumbo-jumbo:

Happy B-day, GS!

[Hardrock69]

Woohoo!

Happy Bufday, counselor!!!

[Ally_Kat]

Happy birthday

[Nickdfresh]

Happy birthday...

:D

[ALinChainz]

Happy Birthday Sharky ... sustain yourself celebrating.

[ThrillsNSpills]

to the Counselor whose name inspired a car accessory.

[ALinChainz]

[Hyman Roth]

Clarence Darrow for your birthday thread:

[Dan]

Happy Birthday G.S.

[MAX]

I seem to find this pic a bit more approproiate whilst describing Sharky...



Seriously,

Sharky, you're one of the good guys and have been a STELLAR friend to myself for many years now.

Who loves you baby?

Congrats Deddi!!!

I hope you have an epic day and (mushy shit alert) thanks for being such a great friend cos me lubz you!!!

Happy Birthday!!!

- J

[Northern Girl]

Have a great day, young man!














I've always had a secret crush on Sharkie. Don't tell him. :p

[thome]

Never -EVER- talk to a Lawyer or a Doctor without mentioning a case or some ailment that has befallen you or, "I know this guy" or "this friend of mine," should immediatly follow any introduction of these
-Type- of people.

They LOVE IT.

Happy B-Day,<(you say)..then>" oh your a Lawyer"...(shake hands or in this case pectoral fin). "What is your rulling on the wording of the -Light the Torch- ailment -These Guys- are suffering from, let me put it this way, I know this sentence this guy told me about and it goes like this...

"To be lit when the VH Reunion announcement is made. Of course this is a "Dave Only" torch."

Then try to sway him with a statement of - pic play -style "offence,"This -Dave guy- is actually in a band called Van Halen."

Then just stare at him ... ...<like that(wait for a reply they love the preasure)

Then just before he responds... counter play,turn your head and yell loudly," blue 37!!! BLUE 37!!!"

Then say..

"The Dave guy in the band sais it's not a reunion it's a new band because one of the founding members is not working for the Van Halen name"

Follow up with, "However Dave is in Van Halen ."

Then ask him if you can get a ruling on this play on words.

Then go back to this