Contractually Obligated Birthday Thread

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  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22951
    #16
    What an excellent turn of events!

    Happy birthday, G...
    Twistin' by the pool.

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      • Guitar Shark
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7579
        #17
        LOL! Thanks guys...

        Personally I think I identify most closely with Lionel Hutz.
        ROTH ARMY MILITIA


        Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
        Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32576
            #18
            Originally posted by MAX
            I seem to find this pic a bit more approproiate whilst describing Sharky...
            Seriously,

            Sharky, you're one of the good guys and have been a STELLAR friend to myself for many years now.

            Who loves you baby?

            Congrats Deddi!!!

            I hope you have an epic day and (mushy shit alert) thanks for being such a great friend cos me lubz you!!!

            Happy Birthday!!!

            - J
            Welp, if this thread wasn't ghey enough to begin with.....

            It's officially Code Pink now.
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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              • Susie Q
                Veteran
                • Jan 2004
                • 1523
                #19
                Re: Contractually Obligated Birthday Thread

                Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                Birthday threads are Ghey, we know.....

                But before signing on as a Mod, one Guitar Shark, our resident Attorney at Large, requested [demanded] that 1 [one] birthday thread dedicated to his honor be placed in Non no less than once per anum.

                We have now fulfilled that obligation.

                If you don't wish to see further litigation befall this fine site, please pass along your Birthday Wishes to the douche......


                Happy Beerday, Counselor.
                This was grate™! Very funny!
                Lounge, you are up there in the funny ranks of the all time grates™

                By the way...Guitar Shark...Happy Birthday, may the VH torch never be blown out.

                I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.                 ~Susie Q 2009

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32576
                    #20
                    Re: Re: Contractually Obligated Birthday Thread

                    Originally posted by Susie Q
                    This was grate™! Very funny!
                    Lounge, you are up there in the funny ranks of the all time grates™
                    Flattery will get you everywhere with me, hun.


                    Originally posted by Susie Q
                    By the way...Guitar Shark...Happy Birthday, may the VH torch never be blown out.
                    Oh, screw him......

                    We were talking about us....

                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                      • Susie Q
                        Veteran
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 1523
                        #21
                        Re: Re: Re: Contractually Obligated Birthday Thread

                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                        Flattery will get you everywhere with me, hun.




                        Oh, screw him......

                        We were talking about us....


                        Muwhwhahahaha!!:bottle:

                        I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.                         ~Susie Q 2009

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                          • rustoffa
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 8963
                            #22
                            Happy birthday!!!

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                              • Guitar Shark
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 7579
                                #23
                                Re: Re: Re: Contractually Obligated Birthday Thread

                                Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                Oh, screw him......
                                Shouldn't you be at R&R Fantasy Camp right about now?
                                ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                                Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                                Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                                  • LoungeMachine
                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 32576
                                    #24
                                    Re: Re: Re: Re: Contractually Obligated Birthday Thread

                                    Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                                    Shouldn't you be at R&R Fantasy Camp right about now?
                                    :D

                                    It's recess right now, but after that we're having Tapping 101 followed by a short film on Groupies and STD's.

                                    Tonight is beans and franks !!

                                    Originally posted by Kristy
                                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                      • Nickdfresh
                                        SUPER MODERATOR

                                        • Oct 2004
                                        • 49567
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                                        LOL! Thanks guys...

                                        Personally I think I identify most closely with Lionel Hutz.
                                        I knew it!

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                                          • diamondsgirl
                                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                            • Apr 2004
                                            • 7563
                                            #26
                                            “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                                              • jhale667
                                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                                • Aug 2004
                                                • 20929
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by FORD
                                                Be it hereby acknowledged that party of the first part wishes party of the second part a Happy Beerday, but shall not be held liable for any arrests or damages resulting from said Beerday celebrations or activities.
                                                I concur. :D
                                                Originally posted by conmee
                                                If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                                                That is all.

                                                Icon.
                                                Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                                                I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                                                Originally posted by Isaac R.
                                                Then it's really true??

                                                The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                                                OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                                                Originally posted by eddie78
                                                I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                                                  • Polk High
                                                    Sniper
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 875
                                                    #28
                                                    Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                                                    I knew it!
                                                    after wiping the birth mark off of gorbichev's head
                                                    We're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in Chernobyl

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                                                      • Sweet Irony
                                                        She's the Woman
                                                        Sniper
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 870
                                                        #29
                                                        Whoa, I missed the old coots bday?!

                                                        So, sue me!



                                                        Happy Belated GS.....Hope all is well in the Pacific Northwest!
                                                        I feel like Ive known you since you were in high school--
                                                        At this rate, Im gonna live to see your retirement party!
                                                        ...livin in the online VH world for 19 years....thanks to a 2 year old.....:D

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                                                          • ALinChainz
                                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 12100
                                                            #30
                                                            Borrowing Shark's thread for a shout out to Dave's PA Rental.

                                                            Our resident Red Sox mod and member of the baseball hall of fame.

                                                            :bottle:

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