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[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX


As crezzi as this sounds, when I read his funny posts, I get the same feeling as watching Michael Jordan in his prime.

Much like the enjoyment I get reading these jewels

Orignially posted by MAX
My Love,

I'm ready to sleep like a baby after cuvdling with you. I love fluffing your pillows and the sunsiquent pillow tent that goes along with it. I love holding you so tightly, derssaging your soft skin, running my fingers through your hair and just cuddling and snuggyin' with my dolly doo.

Dermagine how we could derlax in heeya...

Dermagine.

[Nickdfresh]

Yeah, this thread is just filled with fucking yucks...

[Guitar Shark]

Please tell me you made up that last one, Lounge...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Please tell me you made up that last one, Lounge...

LMAO

Couldn't have if I tried..

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Yeah, this thread is just filled with fucking yucks...

Hard to dermagine anything worse...

[Guitar Shark]

Holy shit.

MAX, I've got no beef with you whatsoever, but that gay shit needs to stay private. lol

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Holy shit.

MAX, I've got no beef with you whatsoever, but that gay shit needs to stay private. lol

My point exactly.

You can't post that kind of shit heeya, and then NOT expect to be mocked.

But then we live in a world of Britney's Minge on TMZ now...

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Yeah, um... YOU are the idiot who keeps it going. Why? You love the attention. Who was the one who came into this thread whining, and brining quotes from other threads, Maxi?

Gee, can't understand why the term HYPOCRITE is applied to you.

I "love the attention?" Please...

Yeah, the one you had to bump recently because no one had posted in a month? I dont care, simpleton.

Yes I "bumped" the thread you anus pie... A new and decent recipe came my way and I posted it. Big deal... How would you know that I "bumped" the thread anyway?

I'll try and explain it to you again, as you really are pretty slow. [it's not just a shtick you use, you really are slow]

Well, I have received a cupla concussions over the years from playing footy and not too mention the drugs I did as a kid, so sue me? Regardless, you're not what I'd cuntsider the poster child for intelligent nor thought provoking posting either. Again, you can type away and all that you want cos we all LUB and admire you!!! Seriously, it's awe inspiring to actually witness schpincter transplants speak. I cannot wait until your story makes the cover of People magazine cos it will inspire me to read the three minute life story of an asshole just as I'm exersizing my own.

You and your shadow like to mock my threads in public, but then in PRIVATE you kiss my ass, beg me to let you in on it, and tell me how great it is. [this goes back to your 2 faced rep]

LMAO!!!

Oh and here we go again with the online REP shit? ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!

Once again, you're referring to two year old pm's. Let her go...

Go away?

I dont want you to go away [or expect you'd ever]

You've become one of my favorite reasons to come here.


Having the "Mr. Conservative" Republican not only leave his family for someone he met online, but to then post your "wouldnt it be nice if we could wake up to this" crap

Dude, you're funnier than anything on Comedy Central in some time.

Mix that in with your "make Loungie stop hurting me please" cries, and you've got my undivided attention.


The Maxi Show is fucking hilarious.

To use your "persona" I lub it in heeya

I will have a great Thanksgiving, thanks anyway. With my family.

K, here you go (yet again) trying to bring people's private lives into a public forum. Well, if it makes you feel better about yourself, go for it big fella cos you have zero clue.

I also commend you for throwing in the "Repub" angle. Talk about stereotyping? I haven't posted my ever changing political views within this forum in ages.

What's hilarious is how you live vicariously through this online Lounge Machine persona. You're obviously an extremely miserable person who gets his jollies by trying to belittle and endlessly argue with people online.

Again and how fucking many times do I need to type this before you shut the fuck up?

YOU, yes YOU "Lounge Machine" are a nifty, witty, intelligent and smart fella!!!

People worship your every word here!!! Cos you're so funny, smart and stuff.

Love you baby and cannot wait for you to dust off the 'ol bass so I can throw roses stage right the next time The Fixx reunites and rolls through town...

GOBBLE!!! GOBBLE!!!

[FORD]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark


Motherfucker. The perfect word.

Ah yeah, right about now Compton's in the motherfuckin' house (yeah do it do it)
NWA's in full effect
Hey yo yella boy, kick me that funky-ass beat
Yeah, who's in the motherfuckin' house?
Compton's in the motherfuckin' house!
Yeah, Compton's definetly in the house
Hey yo Ren, what we're gonna do?

[MC Ren]

To the people over here
To the people out there
To the people, the people, the people, people, the people, people
From everywhere watching the show
Paying top dollars because they know
When we're on the stage, we're in a motherfuckin' range
So Dre, why don't you get the 12 guage (yeah)
And show 'em how Eazy-Duz-It
So if you punks wanna make somethin' of it
Step up, run up, get up, what's up sucker
You want some of this?
Then you're a stupid motherfucker!
Kickin' - like the kick from a kickdrum
Yella boy on the drum gettin' dumb
Programmin' - a beat that's hittin'
And if you listen then you know we're not bullshittin'
Dope - like a pound or a key
So shut the fuck up and listen to me
I make these killings
I got money to the ceiling (why's that?)
Cuz I'm a motherfuckin' ruthless villain
MC Ren - stamping any fool in my way
With some help from my homeboy Dre

[Dr. Dre]

Now my name iz Dre - the motherfuckin' doctor
Rippin' shit up (oh yeah) and here to rock ya
With some help from my homeboy E
The criminal of the ruthless posse
Fuckin' it up (word up) is what we do
The reputation of the NWA crew
Gettin' busy because we're cold stompin'
And we're born and raised
And we're born and raised
And we're born and raised in Compton

Speakin' of Compton, it's makin' me sick (why?)
Everybody’s talkin' that crazy shit
Sayin' they were raised in the CPT (aha)
Just as I was, they try to be like me
Poppin' that shit, get the fuck out my face
Knowin' that they never even seen the place
Claimin' my city is my city they claim
Motherfuckerz we're about to put some salt in your game ..

Yeah I'm tired of these motherfuckerz runnin' around town, talkin' about
they're from Compton and shit, tryin' to get on the bandwagon ..
Yeah Dre, I know what you're sayin' man, but let's tell 'em who we're
talkin' about ..

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CREW THAT CAN RAP LIKE THAT ...?
yo NWA call 'em motherfuckerz wack..
(yeah you know what time it iz, listen to why we call 'em wack)

They got a wacky wack record put o' wacky wack crews
Yo what about the lyrics?
That shit's wacky wack too
With a fucked up style and a fucked up show
Hey yo Ren, what about the scratchin', is it thef?
Fuck no!
The motherfuckin' record is a motherfuckin' wack
The motherfuckin' cracka jack needs to step the fuck back ...

Do you want some of this?
Hell no ..
Dre the motherfuckin' doctor
Well for the record it's Ren and for the street it's Villain
Dre the motherfuckin' doctor
Well for the record it's Ren and for the street it's Villain
Yella boy, why don't you kick me one of them funky-ass beats?
My boy .. my boy .. my boy Ice Cube
Yo we got my homeboy Eazy E in the house
won't you tell 'em what your name iz?

[MC Ren]

MC Ren is the motherfuckin' Coroner
I'm gettin' rid of motherfuckerz as if they was a foreigner
Show no crip to pretend when I'm seen
I punch you can block it but I'm a still get in
This ain't a TKO in the first
But it's some shit from a nigga in black it's much worse
Then a beat from Tyson cuz Ren is not nice and
Your ass is better off just rollin' a dice and
Findin' you a number for luck
Cuz you all need it when you see I don't give a fuck
My identity, and the shit is gettin' shown
Without a video I'm still gettin' on
I'm at a show then my picture is takin'
One click of the flash and punk niggaz are breakin'
To the door, tryin' to join my fan club
Lip syncin' over one of my dubs
And it's the minimal scratch for the moment
Until I fuck up the so called opponent
That's standing in the zone of the twilight
Sayin' how in the fuck did he get mixed up in my fight
It wasn’t a mistake, it was a set-up
So until I'm finished poppin' my lyrics you should shut up
And don't attempt to speak
Because it's bad enough you rollin' up shit quick
With a nigga like Ren about the hit
Now lemme hear you motherfuckerz talk some more shit
I'm a bust your ass in your mouth,
Yo, unless you're sayin' "Compton's in the house"

[Dr. Dre]

Who realy cares - about a sucker on a take off
Bust the move, we can have a shake n' bake-off
Me and you can go cuz I don't care yo
Rap fight or guerilla warfare
We can rumble, cuz when my lungs go in and out
I kick rhymes in a bundle to win about
Or scarier scuffle
I just muffle the opposition, there's no competition
Let 'em know that Dre is gettin' stronger
Compton's in the house but now it's some' longer
I won't get set-up, shut up, I'm kinda fed up
You can say uncle and I still won't let up
Cuz Dre is the motherfuckin' doctor
And if me and Ren's on the mike it's like propaganda, no doubt
"Boy you should've known by now" ..

Compton's in the house
Yeah, it's time to put Compton on the map, don't ever think you can get it on
you stupid motherfuckerz!

Compton's in the house ..

[LoungeMachine]

Sad, yet hilarious at the same time....

You HAD to come in here on Thanksgiving to respond again? LMAO

Yeah, keep telling ME to move on, Maxi Once again The Queeya Hypocrite Strikes!

Originally posted by MAX


Well, I have received a cupla concussions over the years from playing footy
!

Footy?

I know this was your attempt to somehow ssem "cool" by bringing up the cliche "old football injury", but what's your excuse for being such a whiney douche? LMAO

Originally posted by MAX




K, here you go (yet again) trying to bring people's private lives into a public forum. Well, if it makes you feel better about yourself, go for it big fella cos you have zero clue.

Did you really just say PRIVATE? LMMFAO

It's not PRIVATE you fucking moron when you post your stupid online love letters to your girlfriend on an online journal, on a public meesage board! Ahh, true LUB

"dermagine if we woke up in THIS bed, next to THIS window....



You gotta be fucking kidding me with this "private" shit, Maxi.

If you wanted it to be "private", you wouldnt post in here, mensa.

You want the attention, and are somehow proud of your online "relationship", yet no one can comment on it or quote from what you post?

Attention whore, or Hypocrite? You be the judge.

Originally posted by MAX



What's hilarious is how you live vicariously through this online Lounge Machine persona. You're obviously an extremely miserable person who gets his jollies by trying to belittle and endlessly argue with people online.

Somebody needs to buy to you a dictionary, Maxi. Vicariously? LMMFAO

You're the one who left his wife and kids for someone he met online, and actually brag about it and post your chocolate and strawberries love letters in your little pillowtalk :gag:

Miserable? Me? Now you're just projecting your fucked up life, shmoopie. I'm loving life. Hardly a cre in the world except for this piece of shit Administration we're stuck with.

Originally posted by MAX


Again and how fucking many times do I need to type this before you shut the fuck up?

As many times you want. shmoopie. I'm never "shutting the fuck up"

I guess you've confused this site with "Dermagine My Lub" Army.

I'll post what I want, when I want, where I want. Don't like it? Threaten to call your lawyers, that should work.




You bitch and piss and moan that I wont "move on " and leave you alone, yet you cannot help but reply to me over, and over, and over...

Yet you BEG me via PM to be nice to you.

I'm sorry your personal life is such a mess, Maxi. But you made the bed, now LIE in it.

Originally posted by MAX



you anus pie... A

Hey, you should put that in your stellar recipe thread.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX
I "love the attention?" Please...


!

> Journal > MAX's Journal




09-13-2007 12:39 AM Tucking you in and our prelude to nani nas
My Love,

I'm ready to sleep like a baby after cuvdling with you. I love fluffing your pillows and the sunsiquent pillow tent that goes along with it. I love holding you so tightly, derssaging your soft skin, running my fingers through your hair and just cuddling and snuggyin' with my dolly doo.

Dermagine how we could derlax in heeya...



On a day like this...



Like this...



Wearing these (for a bit)



with lots of these...



tons of the following...















among MANY other things and please add to the list...

And of course LOTS OF THESE!!!



I love derlaxing with you and eating lots of apples.

MmmmmmhuhWANS



( 3 Comments ) [Entry #47]


06-01-2007 03:20 AM Derlaxing
All I wanna do is derlax with you. When you call me, driving in your car, I heeya the wipers going and dermagining the storm, all I can think about is you coming home to me.



Again, I think about that black sky, you getting wet, how I'll have a nice, hot, buvvle bath waiting for you...



A hot Baivley's, car-A-MEL, chocolate (a little whipped cream) coffee/latte... (with sweet and low. )



warm, clean and fresh bed...



and yummies ready for you. I'll also turn the snuggy meter up a 1000 notches. Don't forget the dersagges as well cos you'll get plenty and then some. I'll also wanna spend forever in my favorite place.

Derlaxing is also laughing after our own storm. Where I ruv my fingers through your hair. I dersagge your scalp and gently carress yor soft skin from head to toe.



Derlaxing 'tis also where I bring you hot, homemade chocolate, peanut buvter yummies with the REESIES PIECIES that you really lub.





Derlaxing is any moment of my life that's spent with you. Silly as it seems and Jebvry Maguireish, a special wan like you completes me. Whether it's the sad days where it's only a minute or two, where we both wish we had soooo much more time, cos within those minutes, I get the all the derlaxation for and lubbywans to fill me up for a day.

All I ever wanna do is spend the rest of my days derlaxing with you.




WAN



( 3 Comments ) [Entry #46]


02-13-2007 01:42 AM Everyday (Shining Through)
Goin' through another night

All I can see is your face

Shining through

(Yeah!!!)

'Tis Shining Through

Everyday I wake up to a voice that I don't want to go away

Your voice carries me through my everyday

And I still see your face shining through

Then I go through the day

with only you on my mind

And with the sound of your voice shining through

Some say love is just some crezzi fantasy

But when I look into your eyes, I can see it

Shining through

That's my perfect everyday...

Wan





( 1 Comments ) [Entry #45]


01-15-2007 09:14 PM My Dearest WAN
All I need
Is someone like you
My dearest darling
Please... love me too
Within my heart
I pray your answer's yes
I'll make your life
Full of happiness

I'll be there by your side
Oh, I pledge my love to you
With God as our guide..

My dearest darling
I offer you my heart

Oh, yeah whenever you need me
I'll..I'll be there by your side
Oh, I pledge my love to you
With God as our guide

Oh nothing, nothing, nothing in this world
Can keep us apart
Unh~ my dearest darling
I'm offering you my heart

Unh~my dearest darling...



( 1 Comments ) [Entry #44]


10-28-2006 06:36 AM Snuggie Time
Gotta say somethin' everyday cos I lub it soooooo much. I love derssages with bernilly lotie, dunkafuckachinos and scented camvdles... I just love EVERYTHING about snuggie time. I cherish it, I embrace it.

Mmmmmhuwans.





( 1 Comments ) [Entry #43]


07-03-2006 04:07 AM Yeah, runnin' a little bit hot tonight...
Didn't get to sleep at all with all the heat goin' on...

Reach down, inbetween m' legs and....








( 1 Comments ) [Entry #42]


07-02-2006 03:50 AM hot tomales 'tis RED HOT!!! Lough miii ahhhh...
Holy Moly!!!

It's soooo fucking hot. YOU try a sleepin'!!! A no go. Wake up soaking wet and m' body's covered in sweat.

The temp is only a small, small portion of my problems...

The crib does have central air. Soooooo, how does one explain this phenomenon?

Comparissons could go back to Friday night. That's where there was "celebration" along with said "good life..."

It goes back to my entree. Steaming HOT king crab...

Mmmmmmmmm.....

Hot, juicy and scrumptious pink, wet meat. Then it's dipped into sweet, hot and melted butter...

*hot flash*

That tasty and HOT pink meat has me a thinkin' and especially having the sweet, hot budda drippin' down m' lips and chin.

Especially when this numminess all BOTH mirrors and is a carbon copy of MY FAVORITE PLACE!!!

Hot, steamin' and sweeeet yuminess...

Yessssss...

This is all I think aboot.

Mmmmm Hmmmm.....

To Be Continued






LMMFAO

Yeah, real "private"

[MAX]

K and I've finally solved the mystery!!! In addition to being the captain of the grammar police, you were once the bassist for Animotion and you penned "You're my obsession!!!" LMAO!!!

BTW, I didn't post here on turkey day moron, I did the day prior. Still and even though it's creepy to have yet another online stalker, in an odd way, it's flattering. :p

Soooooo... You read the fuck out of my journal, eh? The place where peeps can post to keep it OUT OF PUBLIC FORUMS whilst still communicating online with cool pictures and stuff? See, I don't get it cos I've never read anyone's journal but DG's and my own? However and apparantly, the feature floats yer old boat.

My goodness you're a dink cos you keep babbling about private shit of which do you have zero clue but you just speculate. You keep doing it over and over and over and over....

Listen up rockstar, you've already proven the blatant fact that you're not only an online stalker but that you have no life outside of this site. K, this shall just be a little test (much like your cuntributions to the musical world) lmao!!! That stings, doesn't it? lmao!!!

Cum and get yer lub Loungy!!! If you're going to cuntinue replying to me, how about using your own material instead of what I've posted prior? C'Mon Spelling Bee Champion and former bassplayer of some band that you're so proud of you spend 24/7 online duderino...

At the end of the day and along with your online history, you're just not happy unless you're battling with people, no? It's unfortunate that you're such a miserable ass.

Anyway, I'm going to shutup and just for ONE WEEK. I'm beyond curious if you're even the least bit capable of doing the same? I'll bet you cannot even last a 48 hour time frame.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX


BTW, I didn't post here on turkey day moron, I did the day prior. Still and even though it's creepy to have yet another online stalker, in an odd way, it's flattering. :p

Get over yourself Maxi. No one is stalking you, as much as you wish it were true. In fact, more than HALF of your recent posts have been replies to ME. Again, just another blatant example of your hypocrisy everyone tells me about.

Originally posted by MAX
K

Soooooo... You read the fuck out of my journal, eh? The place where peeps can post to keep it OUT OF PUBLIC FORUMS whilst still communicating online with cool pictures and stuff? See, I don't get it cos I've never read anyone's journal but DG's and my own? However and apparantly, the feature floats yer old boat.

Never read it myself, until someone sent me a PM with some funny quotes in it. And it's not PRIVATE, moron. If you didnt want the world to read it, you'd keep it personal between you and your homewrecker.

Originally posted by MAX
K

My goodness you're a dink cos you keep babbling about private shit of which do you have zero clue but you just speculate. You keep doing it over and over and over and over....

What private shit are you refering to? You leaving your wife and kids for someone you met online while she was IN LOVE with someone else online? Boy I bet that converstaion with the kiddies will be akward.

Originally posted by MAX



Listen up rockstar, you've already proven the blatant fact that you're not only an online stalker but that you have no life outside of this site. K, this shall just be a little test (much like your cuntributions to the musical world) lmao!!! That stings, doesn't it? lmao!!!

No life? I have a wonderful life. And it doesnt involve me lying to my family or attorneys either.

Stings? Not at all. I'm at a place where I no longer need to work to pay bills or have fun. I love it.

Originally posted by MAX


you spend 24/7 online duderino...
)

Again with your hypocricy. Isn't it funy you chime in all the time that I'm online 24/7, yet YOU only average 3-4 posts per day less than me.

And you NEED TO WORK TO SURVIVE.


Keeping up on those child support payments, shmoopie?

Originally posted by MAX



Anyway, I'm going to shutup and just for ONE WEEK. I'm beyond curious if you're even the least bit capable of doing the same? I'll bet you cannot even last a 48 hour time frame.

Shut up for a whole week? Bully for you, Maxi.

But I have no interest in your e-challenge. I still love my forum, and enjoy posting in it. From reading your recent postings, it's YOU who has the mad-stalker thingy going on. Unless you're replying to me, you have nothing left to offer.

Am I capable? sure. Do I need to maeka challenge in order to stay off like YOU do? Nope.


Until you and your shadow started in on me, I couldn't have cared less about you and your fucked up Jerry Springer Lifestyle. Hey, if falling in love online with someone who had already fallen in love with someone here makes your life better, good for you.

But then peeps started Pming me with all kinds of stories and links, laughing at what a two-faced hypcoritical douche tube you were, and I looked into what they were saying about you. Your broken home, drug addiction, and Larry Craig-like behavior. Got a wide-stance, too Maxi?


But having you gone a week will mean I wont have your posts to laugh at, but that's okay. There's plenty of hypocritical Republicans to laugh at these days.

But when you return, one thing is certain. You will only care about what I post. Because you need me. Trying to put the focus on me gives you the feeling that maybe people wont laugh so hard at your tragic life as much.

Just dont send me anymore PM's begging forgiveness, or begging me to be nice to you and/or your LUB.

[Unchainme]

Can't We all Just Get along?

('cept the Hagar and Michigan fans..fuck them..)

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine

What private shit are you refering to? You leaving your wife and kids for someone you met online while she was IN LOVE with someone else online? Boy I bet that converstaion with the kiddies will be akward.

You're an asshole, lounge.