Kids Movie: The Golden Compass

[Hardrock69]

Naw, he would probably get a kick out of trying to scare the living crap out of her!
:D

[binnie]

I'm wondering: is Katydid for real? Is this one big joke?

Why would anyone this "Christian" post of a David Lee Roth website? Excuse my ignorance but until now I've managed to avoid this poster - is she even a Roth fan, or just someone here to save us from the perils of children's movies?

[binnie]

It's people like this who give Christians a bad name.

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by binnie
It's people like this who give Christians a bad name.

Verily, this is true, My son.

[Katydid]

I get the Catholic News and Herald Newspaper. I found their e mail address and sent the Snopes.com thingy, asking their opinion, explaining that I heard about it in a non-denomination church. Just asked their views on it.

Apparently they just looked it up online and posted this:

http://www.dioceseofmarquette.org/upcarticle.asp?upcID=1228

People in CA, NY, and various large cities will accept anything like a bunch of sheep counting themselves wiser than the rest of us.

I like Ann Coulter, and Bill O'Reilly and FOX NEWS.

A football player named Cuba has a movie coming out on Magnolia Studios, when he plays in TX he'll talk about it. It downs our soldiers and American values. He is a radical Democrat (The Democrats are like a bunch of kids with new credit cards. Always wanting to raise taxes and fight with Bush).

Folks are being asked to go to the game in TX and carry banners, "WE SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!" Because the movie will only lower the morale of our troops who are giving their lives so we can live free.

[Jesus Christ]

Katy.....giveth it up.

I would rather have SATAN claim to be My disciple than you.

[Guitar Shark]

Dear Jesus,

Is it a sin to covet Katydid?

I apologize if you perceive this question as a waste of your precious time, but I must know. She makes my loins burn with desire. Must I avert my eyes?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Dear Jesus,

Is it a sin to covet Katydid?

I apologize if you perceive this question as a waste of your precious time, but I must know. She makes my loins burn with desire. Must I avert my eyes?

Is there not a new beastiality law on the books in Washington State?

Would 5 minutes of bliss with katy really be worth getting disbarred?

Think about it young man.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Dear Jesus,

Is it a sin to covet Katydid?

I apologize if you perceive this question as a waste of your precious time, but I must know. She makes my loins burn with desire. Must I avert my eyes?

Haven't gotten it in a while, eh counselor? :D

Wait 'til she starts telling you it will induce labor.... :D

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Is there not a new beastiality law on the books in Washington State?

Would 5 minutes of bliss with katy really be worth getting disbarred?

Think about it young man.

A whole 5 minutes? Never in my wildest dreams would I have imagined that I could last that long. This just keeps getting more and more tempting.

Help me Lord!

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Haven't gotten it in a while, eh counselor? :D

Wait 'til she starts telling you it will induce labor.... :D

LMAO... she's already mentioned that...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
LMAO... she's already mentioned that...

LMAO

Yep, mine used that on our oldest...

The twins were a scheduled c-section, so she was shoit outta luck. :D

Good luck, buddy.

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Dear Jesus,

Is it a sin to covet Katydid?

I apologize if you perceive this question as a waste of your precious time, but I must know. She makes my loins burn with desire. Must I avert my eyes?

Matthew, though ye are not Jewish, perhaps ye should remember the Kosher laws of Leviticus, which tell us to avoid unclean beasts.

For he who fornicates with the Katypig shall be cast into the bowels of Hell where the fire is unquenched.

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
For he who fornicates with the Katypig shall be cast into the bowels of Hell where the fire is unquenched.

That's sig-worthy right there...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Matthew, though ye are not Jewish, perhaps ye should remember the Kosher laws of Leviticus, which tell us to avoid unclean beasts.

For he who fornicates with the Katypig shall be cast into the bowels of Hell where the fire is unquenched.

Does "cybering" count, Jesus.