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  • Katydid
    I am a Giant CUNT
    • Apr 2004
    • 2407

    Originally posted by Hardrock69
    Naw, he would probably get a kick out of trying to scare the living crap out of her!
    :D
    Is that how you get your kicks? Doing cyber crime?

    Are you hoping she'll invite you to the Playboy Mansion? You need money to impress women like that. (Which you don't have).

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    • Katydid
      I am a Giant CUNT
      • Apr 2004
      • 2407

      Originally posted by flappo
      yep

      you stand for utter crass stupidity

      you're so moronic you make eyes look like albert einstein
      Is that you on your avatar? What happened to your fancy car and suits? Did you fall on hard times?

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      • Katydid
        I am a Giant CUNT
        • Apr 2004
        • 2407

        Originally posted by ALinChainz
        The truth is finally told.

        Katy thinks she's Catholic by getting the paper.

        Makes sense. Too bad all she understands the comics.
        Hey Al, I dreamed about you last night. There were people and you were at a place for some reason? Seemed real. (Wed night) What were you doing Wed night?

        See, you can insult me harmlessly like I do you. You don't have to fly into a rage.

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        • Katydid
          I am a Giant CUNT
          • Apr 2004
          • 2407

          Originally posted by bueno bob
          Funny thing is, Katydid's drummed up more support for the film here all by herself than 3 separate other threads without her griping would have...

          uhuhuhuhuuhuhh
          You must be feeling better. If you have leg cramps you may be low on magneism. In nursing my legs hurt like RLS, and I would take magnesiam, and it helped.

          Must come with getting older. I type doing my website so much my hands hurt, and I can't close them tight. Shaking hands hurts even.

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          • Ally_Kat
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 7612

            Originally posted by Katydid
            Hey Al, I dreamed about you last night. There were people and you were at a place for some reason? Seemed real. (Wed night) What were you doing Wed night?
            He was with me, doing unspeakable, unChristian-like acts

            Originally posted by Katydid
            See, you can insult me harmlessly like I do you. You don't have to fly into a rage.
            How the hell was the above insulting him? Must be some weird Katy humor I don't grasp.
            Roth Army Militia

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            • Katydid
              I am a Giant CUNT
              • Apr 2004
              • 2407

              I merely pointed out that he could insult me without flying into a rage.
              (the remark about the Catholic paper and comics he made.)

              I actually did have a dream and he was with some people. I did talk back and forth with him quite a bit yesterday in this thread. That happens occasionally with my kids, family, etc. They are actually doing what I see in the dream.

              Like one time my sister-in-law and I were doing Reiki Hand Healing on a person. We were at church doing it as part of our Lenton project. She is a Master, I am a Second Degree. Suddenly I asked the person what color was her new rabbit? She said it was blue. Apparently she had just bought a new car. I just drew that psychic impression from her, thinking animal, but it was a car.

              The Bellemy Brothers signed my western belt that I took off. I began to have dreams of them. I wrote them about a dream I had. I saw a woman with flowers on her shirt. I saw a barn of hay with kids playing in it. I saw a duck and a puddle of water. The woman was saying, something about our "hotel." And I told them that they would be involved in something to do with wildlife.

              Anyway, in a couple weeks I saw them on tv talking about a layout that was to be in a Country magazine. They showed fillm of everything in my dream. Then they excitedly said that just that they had been offered a commercial for the State of Fl. about protecting the wildlife, mostly manaties.

              I got the magazine when it came out. The woman with the flowered shirt was their mother, and she had said something about "The Bellamy Hotel" because David had so many kids.

              I don't know when dreams are going to happen, but a lot of the time they are true.

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              • Katydid
                I am a Giant CUNT
                • Apr 2004
                • 2407

                I forgot to log out yesterday I think. When I came in tonight I was already logged in.

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                • Pasadena Bunnie
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 413

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                  • Hardrock69
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 21897

                    Originally posted by Katydid
                    I forgot to log out yesterday I think. When I came in tonight I was already logged in.
                    Will you please forget to breathe?

                    DIE ALREADY!

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                    • Ally_Kat
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7612

                      LOL @ a "hardcore" Christian woman doing reiki healing at church for a lent project.

                      I havent laughed so hard in weeks
                      Roth Army Militia

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                      • Hardrock69
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 21897

                        This has to be one of the most screwed up creatures I have ever encountered on the Internet in the past 15 years.

                        Just when you think she could not post anything more idiotic or blasphemous, she does.

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                        • binnie
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • May 2006
                          • 19145

                          Originally posted by Ally_Kat
                          LOL @ a "hardcore" Christian woman doing reiki healing at church for a lent project.

                          I havent laughed so hard in weeks
                          It set me off chuckling too. Some people don't irony do they? :D
                          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                          • Hardrock69
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 21897

                            It goes right over her retarded little pea-sized brain.

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                            • Katydid
                              I am a Giant CUNT
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 2407

                              Ed had Guillian Barre Syndrome and was very sick. It eats the protective coating from around the muscles. It leaves you like a baby. He had to learn to crawl, pull up, walk with two crutches, then one. He was left with a pronounced limp and had tremors. He had a virus, went to the ER and they gave him three shots. One was a Swine Flu shot. It gave him Swine Flu/Guillan Barre Syndrome. But they lost the records, people at the hospital owned the dr. offices, etc. He had diaherra for 9 days. Lost 40 lb. He insisted on laying in a hot whirlpool bath. He'd go to sleep and try to slip under and I would pull him back up. They said the anitbiotics were causing it. So I had them to stop the antibiotics. Finally they let him go home. But seemed odd that cover, or a newspaper gave him pain. We had to lift him into the car to go home. I was giving him a bath at home and he held his arm up. It looked like a balloon full of water, no muscle tone or anything. It scared me so bad, I knew something was horribly wrong. So I called the ambulance and took him back to the hospital. They did spinal taps and found a large amt. of protein in his spinal fluid. Turned out to be Guillian Barre Syndrome. Said if he hadn't laid in the hot water, it would have shut his lungs and everything down.

                              So I was frantically praying for him, and his sister was too. Just praying that I could find a way to help him. She went to Japan and learned Reiki from a master's daughter. The master had made her a master and left all his secrets. The daughter charged her $10,000. to make her a master also. Then she came back to the states and taught it to all of us. My kids, his mom, my mom, and his sisters are all First Degrees. Ed and I become Second Degree. The kids and I would do Reiki on him every day. It took away his pain and he began to heal.

                              I used it on a horse once. She had a big gash cut in her neck. She was standing cold one morning, and suffering. I held Reiki on it, could feel it warming up and tickling my hand. Soon she wanted to walk off. I did it about three days in a row. On the third day everyone was surprised because it was healed up with only a tiny scar. They said it should have had stitches. I just had put axle grease on it to keep the flies off then held it.

                              Ed's sis has done Reiki Seminars all over the world. She is also a PHD, psychiatrist, worked at Bowman Grey, etc. with a brain surgeon, etc. Very intelligent.

                              Actually I was taught to do Absentee healing also. I did it on Darren, and my little brother also. My little brother was drunk and juggling copperhead snakes, and was bit. He healed up so fast. Then during the ice storm he had a chain saw cutting limbs off. Sawed almost all the way through his left wrist. My sis got him to ER in time. It healed, and all he lost was use of his thumb. He needs surgery on his thumb. Drs. were astonished at how fast he healed. Ed's sis was doing Absentee also on him.

                              Another time We had a horse kick a backhoe and cut a big hole in his leg just above the hoof. I ran over, and the Vet said the blood wouldn't stop; and he'd bleed to death before we could get him to the hosp. I ran back home and got my Bible. I read Ezekiel 16:6 over the horse and by the time I got the verse read the blood had stopped. The Vet was shocked. He asked for me to write the verse down for him, because many times he could have saved animals if he had it. Ed and the kids were afraid of the horse, he was an Appolosa we'd raised from a colt. As soon as his leg was healed he ran and got his speed up and jumped a 5 wire fence coming home. I'd walk him around and he'd walk and put his head on my shoulder. Then I decided to break him. I had him tied to a barb wire fence, with the saddle on him. They were shocked, because he'd tried to kill them. Ed ran over told me he would kill me. Then Dana got up on him, and I led him. He would not let the guys ride him. Then we seen he wasn't going to buck her off, so she rode him all over the place. He got 16 hands tall. And he was afraid at first, tucked his tail down. I'd yell, "Sparky, raise that tail up!" He'd remember and raise it up. Finally he was holding it up and running, and doing good.
                              Hurt us so much having to sell our horses when we moved to NC. But we got a farm, and more horses here.

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                              • Sarge's Little Helper
                                Commando
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 1322

                                Ed had Guillian Barre Syndrome and was very sick. It eats the protective coating from around the muscles. It leaves you like a baby. He had to learn to crawl, pull up, walk with two crutches, then one. He was left with a pronounced limp and had tremors. He had a virus, went to the ER and they gave him three shots. One was a Swine Flu shot. It gave him Swine Flu/Guillan Barre Syndrome. But they lost the records, people at the hospital owned the dr. offices, etc. He had diaherra for 9 days. Lost 40 lb. He insisted on laying in a hot whirlpool bath. He'd go to sleep and try to slip under and I would pull him back up. They said the anitbiotics were causing it. So I had them to stop the antibiotics. Finally they let him go home. But seemed odd that cover, or a newspaper gave him pain. We had to lift him into the car to go home. I was giving him a bath at home and he held his arm up. It looked like a balloon full of water, no muscle tone or anything. It scared me so bad, I knew something was horribly wrong. So I called the ambulance and took him back to the hospital. They did spinal taps and found a large amt. of protein in his spinal fluid. Turned out to be Guillian Barre Syndrome. Said if he hadn't laid in the hot water, it would have shut his lungs and everything down.

                                So I was frantically praying for him, and his sister was too. Just praying that I could find a way to help him. She went to Japan and learned Reiki from a master's daughter. The master had made her a master and left all his secrets. The daughter charged her $10,000. to make her a master also. Then she came back to the states and taught it to all of us. My kids, his mom, my mom, and his sisters are all First Degrees. Ed and I become Second Degree. The kids and I would do Reiki on him every day. It took away his pain and he began to heal.

                                I used it on a horse once. She had a big gash cut in her neck. She was standing cold one morning, and suffering. I held Reiki on it, could feel it warming up and tickling my hand. Soon she wanted to walk off. I did it about three days in a row. On the third day everyone was surprised because it was healed up with only a tiny scar. They said it should have had stitches. I just had put axle grease on it to keep the flies off then held it.

                                Ed's sis has done Reiki Seminars all over the world. She is also a PHD, psychiatrist, worked at Bowman Grey, etc. with a brain surgeon, etc. Very intelligent.

                                Actually I was taught to do Absentee healing also. I did it on Darren, and my little brother also. My little brother was drunk and juggling copperhead snakes, and was bit. He healed up so fast. Then during the ice storm he had a chain saw cutting limbs off. Sawed almost all the way through his left wrist. My sis got him to ER in time. It healed, and all he lost was use of his thumb. He needs surgery on his thumb. Drs. were astonished at how fast he healed. Ed's sis was doing Absentee also on him.

                                Another time We had a horse kick a backhoe and cut a big hole in his leg just above the hoof. I ran over, and the Vet said the blood wouldn't stop; and he'd bleed to death before we could get him to the hosp. I ran back home and got my Bible. I read Ezekiel 16:6 over the horse and by the time I got the verse read the blood had stopped. The Vet was shocked. He asked for me to write the verse down for him, because many times he could have saved animals if he had it. Ed and the kids were afraid of the horse, he was an Appolosa we'd raised from a colt. As soon as his leg was healed he ran and got his speed up and jumped a 5 wire fence coming home. I'd walk him around and he'd walk and put his head on my shoulder. Then I decided to break him. I had him tied to a barb wire fence, with the saddle on him. They were shocked, because he'd tried to kill them. Ed ran over told me he would kill me. Then Dana got up on him, and I led him. He would not let the guys ride him. Then we seen he wasn't going to buck her off, so she rode him all over the place. He got 16 hands tall. And he was afraid at first, tucked his tail down. I'd yell, "Sparky, raise that tail up!" He'd remember and raise it up. Finally he was holding it up and running, and doing good.
                                Hurt us so much having to sell our horses when we moved to NC. But we got a farm, and more horses here.
                                Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
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