Can someone explain Women to me?

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  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49219
    #76
    Originally posted by ace diamond
    thank you for plugging my page.

    lounge, the pics in there were take for consideration as possible cover art for my current cd. they were intended to be unsettling.

    what you do not now is i am surrounded by beautiful women most of the time.

    AND FYI......TINA RADER, A WOMAN I HAVE KNOWN FOR MANY YEARS, IS THE PHOTOGRAPHER THAT TOOK THESE PICTURES.

    so actually, lounge, you are quite right. dating advice from me is very valid.

    i get my dating tips and advice from the many lovely ladies in my life that i enjoy spending time with on a regular basis.
    believe me, they are always setting me up on dates, and i don't even ask.
    i don't bother trying to figure women out.i don't have to.
    the many women in my life are quite open in the topics they discuss with me,and quite brutally honest about things too.

    women have explained themselves tome so i do not have to try and figure it out.

    damn-i am a very lucky man.
    Do you tell um you're blind and that your house is burning down around you?

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      • Nickdfresh
        SUPER MODERATOR

        • Oct 2004
        • 49219
        #77
        Re: Re: Can someone explain Women to me?

        Originally posted by WARF
        Men are from mars, women are from my penis!

        uh hu hu hu hu hu hu huhu h

        Dude... you said you gave her a text and an email....

        Why not call her from your phone?!?!

        Text messaging sucks... and her mailbox might have been full...

        ...
        Text messaging also reeks of a big pus' that can't actually talk to someone...

        And Nate, she probably thinks you're a big egotistical douche that thinks you should be able to blow her off, then just call, no "text," her back again...

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32576
            #78
            Originally posted by Nickdfresh
            Do you tell um you're blind and that your house is burning down around you?
            I was wondering the same thing...

            Does his "software" for the blind post his myspace content for him like here? Or does his "burly biker" roommate do it for him?

            When he performs his "gigs", does a seeing eye dog escort him to the stage?

            Who knew that fat, spandex wearing blind guys who play flying V's and are into Satan get so much trim in California these days....

            He and cadaverdong need to hook up.

            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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              • LoungeMachine
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 32576
                #79
                Re: Re: Re: Can someone explain Women to me?

                Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                Text messaging also reeks of a big pus' that can't actually talk to someone...

                And Nate, she probably thinks you're a big egotistical douche that thinks you should be able to blow her off, then just call, no "text," her back again...
                Ya gotta wonder about a guy who can't concnetrate on the "hot chick" in front of him because it's snowing, mommy sold the house, and Jack in The Box was downsizing...

                Most hetero males would use the OPPORTUNITY of some time with a hot chick to forget about their own personal drama.....

                Do the male population a favor Nate, stick to beating off...

                Leave the hot chicks to those who can close the deal.

                Originally posted by Kristy
                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                  • ace diamond
                    Full Member Status

                    • Sep 2004
                    • 3863
                    #80
                    Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                    Do you tell um you're blind and that your house is burning down around you?
                    you silly little boy. my house actually did burn down around me april 1st,1997 in Fontana,CA. literally.

                    and when you grow up, maybe your mommy and daddy will try to tell you why it is pointless to go kicking a dead dog or to bother whipping a dead horse.
                    you and your boyfriend loungemachine really need to grow the fuck up.

                    you 2 fucktards are so severely immature.

                    do yourself a favor nick, stop commiting federal internet crimes by hacking into others computers and giving them trojan viruses.

                    because if you do it to my computer, or and computer IP address I use, regardless of the computer,mine or anyone elses computer that I use, I will send the fbi after you.

                    and since I know you are gonna have a nice little chat with lounge after you and him permanantly ban me from this site like you did to jharp84, i am going to say to both of you GO FUCK YOURSELVES, AND PRAY THAT BIG BUBBA ISN'T HORNY AND LOOKING FOR A NEW BITCH!!!!!

                    FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU ASSHOLES!!!!
                    Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                    When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                    "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32798
                        #81
                        Be the best Nate you can be and take care of Nate and things will fall into place. You aren't going to get all the girls you want, you are going to get the girls who want you.

                        I dated lots and I'll tell you the girls that I just hung out with because our friendship clicked were the ones I had the best sex with. I been married 18 years because I settled down with my favorite friend I liked to fuck.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • binnie
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • May 2006
                            • 19145
                            #82
                            Originally posted by Nitro Express
                            I been married 18 years because I settled down with my favorite friend I liked to fuck.
                            I'm guessing that's not how you describe your relationship to Mrs Nitro?
                            The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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