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  • lesfunk
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3583

    Vince from ShamWow!

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  • GAR
    Banned
    • Jan 2004
    • 10881

    #2
    The Germans make good stuff: this is true, I know this.

    You are correct Vince!

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    • ZahZoo
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Jan 2004
      • 9178

      #3
      Funny as hell...
      "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32942

        #4
        Originally posted by GAR
        The Germans make good stuff: this is true, I know this.

        You are correct Vince!
        The computer on the new BMW's short out when you put your car through the car wash, but the Germans still make excellent vaccum cleaners.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • hideyoursheep
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2007
          • 6351

          #5
          Originally posted by Nitro Express
          The computer on the new BMW's short out when you put your car through the car wash, but the Germans still make excellent vaccum cleaners.

          Try closing the sunroof.

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          • TAKIN WHISKEY
            Commando
            • Apr 2006
            • 1190

            #6
            Holy shit, that is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I laughed so hard I have tears coming from my eyes. Thanks lesfunk

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            • Diamondjimi
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2004
              • 12086

              #7
              That's some funny shit!

              Thanks for posting...
              Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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              • Little Texan
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2004
                • 4579

                #8
                I can't believe that goofball still has a job after that fiasco with the hooker a few months back!

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                • letsrock
                  Veteran
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 1595

                  #9
                  Funny as hell.

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                  • bueno bob
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 22951

                    #10
                    Yep. Proof positive you shouldn't buy shit off of infomercials. My wife saw the commercial and thought it was cool - $20 for a fucking towel, basically. Doesn't work any better than a regular towel.

                    Anybody ever see his Underground Comedy Movie bullshit?
                    Twistin' by the pool.

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                    • hideyoursheep
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 6351

                      #11
                      No...what's that all about?

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                      • ThrillsNSpills
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6627

                        #12
                        If household products were actually interesting they wouldn't have to slip in lines like You're gonna love my nuts.

                        Wonder if Vince said we're gonna do this in real time when he was getting clubbed by a hooker.

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                        • ppg960
                          Sniper
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 991

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Little Texan
                          I can't believe that goofball still has a job after that fiasco with the hooker a few months back!
                          No kidding..and she kicked the living shit out of him too.
                          That guy is a clown...what a joke.

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                          • bueno bob
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 22951

                            #14
                            Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                            No...what's that all about?
                            Worst piece of shit EVER. It was sold on infomercial, self produced and self released - I managed to watch some of it online...here's an example:

                            "I am Dickman! I defeat evil doers by shooting semen at them!"

                            That's about the size of it.

                            Starring Vince, Slash, Karen Black, Joey Buttafuoco, a few others...just fucking horrible, isn't even remotely funny, just lowbrow dick jokes. Vince ended up suing Anna Nicole Smith for not appearing in it (she wisely avoided it, apparently felt it'd hurt her career...although how much is questionable), he sued the Church of Scientology for defaming it, 20th Century Fox for supposedly stealing his ideas for the movie, etc etc...the whole thing financially ruined him, which was why he went back to pitching shit.
                            Twistin' by the pool.

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                            • bueno bob
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 22951

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
                              Wonder if Vince said we're gonna do this in real time when he was getting clubbed by a hooker.
                              She loves his nuts, but hates tossing salad.
                              Twistin' by the pool.

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